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Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard

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The arcade's empty, I think it's Christmas Eve

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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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rory williams is literally the most insane character. in love with the local batshit girl. best friend growing up was crimes georg. got erased from existence and turned into a plastic roman. 2000 years guarding a box. also the most normal man you've ever met. it's like he practices being normal. his hobby is Being Normal. he's a normal nurse who wants a normal life with two and a half kids and a picket fence. he's perfectly happy with the Fucking Insane life he has with amy instead, regardless.

his problem solving skills involve "tactical suicide" and "telling the eldritch entity possessing the tardis it should torture him and amy instead of killing them". these work. he also steals and carries around future and alien first aid stuff, apparently.

he became emperor of rome for a bit. he narrowly dodged becoming king of camelot. he knows how to dual wield a shortsword and a gun.

rory williams is a Perfectly Normal Man, despite all of this.

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I’m curious about how different these answers will be, given that there are so many X-Men, so:

Who are YOUR top 5 favorite X-Men characters*?

*Define X-Men character however you want.

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw

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Me every night btw

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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sex-positive but personally sex-averse asexual culture is seeing those memes/headlines/whatever that are like "is everyone else having more sex than you?" and thinking "gee, i sure hope they are. that way all of my would-be sex can go to a happy loving home"

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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t4t shadowgast slam post button

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