Caelum, xe/xem, adult, i really like my ocs, other people’s ocs, blaseball, fantasy/sci-fi books and more! x-men sideblog is @telepathlover where i am currently hyperfixated with no signs of stopping (y’all are being spared!)
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Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain
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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying
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Shout out to anyone that ever made a character that’s a ‘Secret Government experiment’ that escapes the lab and is now wanted and misunderstood. That’s top tier character design, thank you.
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*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?
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AFFIRMATIONS
There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right
Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time
I can do fine motor activities
I can locate a port and plug in a cable
I can plug my phone in on the first try
I can plug my phone in while sober
BBC Sherlock does not exist
I can do hard things
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socrates: is it true that the wisest man knows that he knows nothing?
citizens of athens:
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they're taking persephone out of the public domain because every possible version of that story has already been told. you have to do a modern queer feminist retelling of the scorpion and the frog now.
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blaseball fans: 🫵 Never Stop Posting. ☝️Or Else
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with your help, we can fund the Bad-Faith Linguistics Death Beam
whether its sensationalizing syntax, devaluing dialects, writing-off writing, ignoring indigenous voices, or trying to prove hyperdiffusion, my dream is to simply blow them up!
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me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:
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had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.
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Vampires have been getting really into him as well.
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love it when you look up a word’s pronunciation and only get the formal Linguist zalgotext-style version. like damn i guess i’m not using that word.
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readcomiconline.li dont show me singles in my area i dont care about sex i only care about batman
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The Randomizer
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art dump
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