lay thine eyes upon the feild wherein i nurture my fucks to maturity and then harvest them for day to day distribution, notice that it is barren.
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I just heard “back to school” in an add and i want to vomit
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hey, I dont really use this blog use this blog anymore so you should follow me here
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A baby LED costume
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sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
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*deletes your messages off my phone to symbolically delete you out of my life*
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I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
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i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
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