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This was on a post about a guy with a clown fetish getting to bang a clown

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We’re back

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DnD movie is fun! Sorta similar vibe to what the trailers show but, crucially, the trailers make it look bad when in reality it is p good

It gets a lot of the surface level aesthetics of DND right (taking stuff from the monster manual, names of locations, PC classes, etc) but I do feel like it doesn’t rly capture the experience of playing DnD. It clearly isn’t trying to, it’s more just like an mcu type joint in a generic fantasy setting. But it would have been kinda fun to watch the characters all sit around arguing about their plan of attack because the wizard has a new spell that they want to use but they don’t actually understand how the spell works so the plan they’re proposing sucks. Or like. Going to a tavern and doing a bad job flirting with NPCs. That kinda stuff. Just real authentic DnD experiences yknow

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succession s4e1 spoilers

dude the ending scene between Tom and Shiv was fucking heartbreaking. gotta be the most devastating + realistic breakup scene i’ve ever seen. it’s not like i was rooting for them as a couple or even particularly like either of them, and i personally have never been divorced. so. how did it manage to pull that much empathy out of me :’(

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Customer: IN MEMORY OF MY FATHER DMV: DRUGS Verdict: DENIED

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Pink Floyd Lyrics: Spitfire, scorched earth, barbed wire, iron curse, Mary I’m afraid I’ll be late for tea, they’ve penciled me in for a lobotomy  (4 minute guitar solo, orchestral swell) Little kiddies dancing by the riverbed, scoured cold and clean, churned through rusted gears in Daddy’s deathbed dreams

King Crimson Lyrics: spitfire, scorched earth, barbed wire, warlock’s curse, sickly masses bend the knee, orphan prince on horseback flees  (6 minute guitar solo, 2 minutes of experimental woodwind riffs, tempo change / drum solo) Little kiddies dancing by the riverbed, a king without a calling. Mary’s teatime beckons, the yellow day is dawning

Beatles Lyrics: Mary I’m afraid I’ll be late for tea. The cellar prince has taken a shine to me. (1 minute of ahhh-ahh-ahhs) He’s gotten me so high and made me smell his nasty toes. When I send you my love, it surely shows

Beach Boys Lyrics: Mary, baby baby, you’re always running late. Sometimes I get so worried you don’t care about our date! (15 seconds of harmonized buh-buh-buh-buhs) Mary, baby baby, you never treat me right. If I can’t dance with you I’ll kill myself tonight!

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

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remember the big boss in the sky

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You people are so fucking dumb it's insane

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mr j do you own any hats

Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...

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Can you guys just watch goodfellas

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if i was the guy in charge of naming sloths i would’ve called them Lust

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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

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valentines day is a meaningless tradition invented by corporations so as to turn the act of love itself into a material commodity that can be bought and sold. this year i will not be participating in