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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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Ralph Fiennes could win an oscar if they make a movie about the lindt master chocolatier

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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the hobbits

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I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

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Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

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just had an extremely funny memory of being 9 years old and wondering if i was gay and then deciding i couldn't be because gay people were so rare that it was statistically improbable for me to be one

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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Well, get off his property dude!

One of my good friends took THE FUNNIEST possible picture of a frequent visitor to his courtyard

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

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✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

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sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says "yeah after that i'm off to a puzzle warehouse" and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there's two floors.

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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit

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id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

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I might print and laminate this so I will never accidentally climb off this hill I vow to fight and die on.

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭