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thinking of naming her lila ..... anyways boar tgirl who is a florist

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let's pose in the ambulance bay with mama!

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ISA LMFAOOOOOOO

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Anon's comments: Lunch and dessert in one.

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talking about everyday things the way anti-sex weirdos talk about "porn addiction". oh you like to "take a nice walk outside"? don't you know that floods your brain with the addictive chemical dopamine, which is literally stronger than heroin? and you try to do it every day? that's. not. normal. i can't believe people try to justify and excuse this and act like Taking-A-Nice-Walk-Addiction isn't real

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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if you tell yourself “I’ll deal with it later” enough times with enough frequency you can slowly destroy your life. follow for more tips

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"as important as the series was to me as a kid, jk rowling's actions are indefensible and it's time to cover up my tattoo" (nuck tats that read WOLF AIDS)

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let’s see if there really is someone out there for every pokemon.  reblog and tag your favorite unpopular/cringe/whatever pokemon that for whatever reason no one but you seems to like or even talk about really.  mine’s qwilfish 🐡

❌ UNPOPULAR POKEMON LIKERS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY MIMIKYU/EEVEE/ETC.  ❌

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Asking my friends if they wanna do something together is so nerve wracking what if they say no and admit that they've always hated me and then they come and beat me to death with sticks

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Apparently there’s a “kids shouldn’t be allowed in grocery stores” thing being spread on TikTok because they might scream or run around and look yeah that’s annoying but at a certain point you’ve gotta just put up with kids being a little annoying in public. Sure the kid pouring milk in the isles is the fault of a shitty parent and should be asked to leave, but a single mom with an otherwise controlled by crying toddler isn’t doing anything wrong. I think you’ll live if someone’s two year old starts screaming in their arms in isle 3. It might be annoying but that mom is probably having a worse day than you

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HASTURNE MIKU- IS THAT YOU?!?

Fwee Colrngk peege (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

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Planned to take a short walk as I've been sickly the last few days and don't want to overexert myself before my body is ready but the minute I go outside I fall into a nature lover ex-scout stupor that leaves me on a rock in the middle of a pasture 40 minute walk from my house. AND now I'm thirsty

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Typecasting myself as the stoic one in the hope that nobody will realise the real reason I don't do cool poses is because the design of my badass cloak is so badly thought out that I can't actually raise my arms.