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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.
Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.
Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.
But still this can be narrowed further.
When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.
Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.
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Gen alpha uses the word skibidi the same way that the Smurfs use the word Smurf
#this is how I explain it to everyone who is not chronically online#gen alpha#slang#skibidi#the smurfs#is this enough tags#maybe just one more to be safe
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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HERE, HAVE A PAINTED WOOLY BAT
THIS BAT WOKE UP AND CHOSE HALLOWEEN!!!
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Cats Stealing Food in Paintings
Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin
Via James Lucas on X/Twitter
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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I made my fantasy/sci-fi world map into a d20.
roll for starting location?
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A D20 cake my father and I made for my brother for his birthday (not fully completed due to both of us realizing the hassle of attaching the sugar glass to the bottom)
I hope this is a suitable submission for weird dice wednesday
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I am ever so thankful to Drawfee, now more than ever. Drawtectives, Drawfee, and their Twitch streams are going to keep me anchored and sane, and get me through this next hellscape.
To my fellow Americans…stay safe, feel your feelings, take your meds, stay hydrated, eat when you can, and rewatch some of your favorite Drawfee episodes in this desperate time of seeking comfort.
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The results are in. Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J are both the president. Both of them at once.
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if trump wins it’s js gonna be 44bc all over again 😞
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