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So this is definitely a case of "we did not expect Harvard to fight back and we forgot they have billions of dollars and the best lawyers"

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all people my age whose parents committed tax fraud are living the life now meanwhile i'm in the frozen food aisle asking myself whether it is wise to invest in some spinach this month

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

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Grounding: the best strategy to come back to oneself and stop imagining nonsense.

Enraizamiento: la mejor estrategia para volver a uno mismo y dejar de imaginar tonterías.

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whenever you see a hot person in a tik tok and get really insecure bc you’re not as good looking as the person in that tik tok. It’s important to remember that they are a person who makes tik toks

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me in the middle of a panic attack: wow the human condition 💖 so many fascinating things to experience in thjs world i’m very lucky

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It angers me so deeply when the most beautiful incredible people behave like they have no self worth. Fuck the world for doing this to so many people

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No rizz just fear of abandonment

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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing