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*The commander let out a sigh as the oven closed after the cake was pulled out. So many steps to a cake man.. bake, frost, decorate then watching to see if they’ll come alive. He was in the middle of piping when the hound that’d tried to take her mirror yipped, drawing his attention to her.*

*He was quick to put down the circle cake tin, his clawed hand helpfully in these situations where he didn’t need an oven mitt. He reached for his blade fast before glaring and holding the blade.* “Who are you, what are you doing with my cake army..?”

Somehow, a little cookie had managed to sneak by and get in with the cake hounds, giggling to herself as she sat on the ground petting some of them.

She didn't seem to care that she was technically trespassing or getting into the business of the other cookies of darkness, she was just. Doing her own thing, living her best life.

( @overbaked-cookies woe, agar agar upon ye)

*The cake hounds circled and yipped at her. One tried to eat her mirror and lay on her. They were quite happy to have someone around them after a day of baking more of their brothers and sisters.*

*Red velvet was still making them still, she could smell it, they were probably less than a mile away. Some even warm and sweet from being freshly baked.*

[c4k3-c0mm4nd3r]

Will you....trust me once more..?

ooc under the cut!

Hii!! Mod here, call me Lav! Basic DNI criteria, blog-canon is PureLily but tell me if you wanna rp a different ship! Normal rules, no nsfw, no ships with minor characters, be respectful, suggestive is fine but PLEASE keep it to a minimum!!! Ocs, canon, AUs, all are welcome!! Don't ask if its alright to interact, but if its an AU please tell me beforehand, though!! All interactions come from @earthbreadscutesttrickster , as that is my main blog!! Tags: #I will never forget what I've done... (in char) #In the gardens (Ooc) #Are you angry at me too...? (answering an ask) Maybe more to be added!!

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Somehow, a little cookie had managed to sneak by and get in with the cake hounds, giggling to herself as she sat on the ground petting some of them.

She didn't seem to care that she was technically trespassing or getting into the business of the other cookies of darkness, she was just. Doing her own thing, living her best life.

( @overbaked-cookies woe, agar agar upon ye)

*The cake hounds circled and yipped at her. One tried to eat her mirror and lay on her. They were quite happy to have someone around them after a day of baking more of their brothers and sisters.*

*Red velvet was still making them still, she could smell it, they were probably less than a mile away. Some even warm and sweet from being freshly baked.*

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*His body went ridged and he sputtered for a moment before shaking his head.* “Of course not! Im a general! I don’t get flustered as you called it. No! No way..”

*He is very flustered as the scent of warm cake is soothing yet heavy as he tries to take a step back. Looking at Burrata and then cheddar cheesecake who was holing her ball and squeaking it.*

“If you think that I’m flustered, me? The general of the cake army!? You’re VERY mistaken.” *Lying to blind people is very wrong Red Velvet..*

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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♧ Hello Hello!!! Welcome to this little ask blog!!! ♧

This account was a little thing I made for fun of a character I really like! I don’t know all about cookie run lore and may not be the best at his personality, but I’ll try my best to not only get Shadow Milk’s personality right but any other characters who may be asked things out of nowhere! Im still yet to finish the story for the beasts so any specific questions will be researched before answering so I can try and get the best answer! However, I can’t make a perfect answer, so please be patient with me!!! If you’d like to talk to me directly, You can just call me Light Of Truth as that’s what I want to be referred to here!!! (Also!!! Bit of advertisement here but I have an au ask blog too where you can ask a “rejuvenated” ((Steven universe wise)) shadow milk cookie things!!! @a-seeker-of-knowledge is the blog :])

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Rules:

-While I do ship things I won’t be using many, if any ships for this blog. As much as I love ships I don’t want there to be a whole bunch of ship wars going on. Not only that, but I’m not sure how to handle ships on here in general- maybe someday!

-While Shadow Milk Cookie is an adult I am not, so no super suggestive stuff please!

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"Red Velvet Cookie.."

Dark chocos voice was a surprise to hear - last the commander knew he had left the cookies of darkness. Yet here he was.

Strawberry sword in hand, armour donned once more. He looked tired. More than usual.

"long time no see."

( @cacaoian-prince woe, choco be upon ye )

“Ah, choco. To what do I owe the pleasure..? Surely you came for something, no one ever comes here for nothing, after all.”

*He tilted his head, holding chiffon in his arms.*

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*He scoffed and his thumb slid down his face and to his chin before they smiled.* “Oh I’m full of shit? Then why is she living? I don’t think she deserves to live, I would’ve killed her but I didn’t. I saved her.. because she made me think of you.” *He then paused. Shit. Now he can’t take his words back.*

“That- Th- That I hate you! That I hate you and I kept her out of spite I mean!” *He said, so glad he couldn’t see because his cheeks were more of a strawberry now than his usually lighter red but the heat radiating off him showed his flustered state.*

“She’s here for spite not because I like you, okay!?” *He said pulling his hand away, covering his lower face, as if he could see it. The scent of cake baking started to fill his nose. The general was flustered.*

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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*He gently held his face with his cake hand, a gentle squeeze.* “Now, now. Crying doesn’t fix anything, now does it?” *The grip tightened and he pushes his hair from his eyes before wiping a tear from his cheek with his large cake thumb.*

“She was not worthy of life but.. her strength won me over.. imagine surviving an ambush.. you’d be taken in. You’d take a cake hound in if it survived a raid against us? Why is mine any different?” *He tilted his head.*

“Now, no time for tears. Quit your crying.”

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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“Why not?” *He said as he whistled and she stood at attention, tail wagging excitedly as he squeaked a cheese ball he had stolen from the cheese kingdom and threw it for her to go get.*

*He watched her zip of and smiled slightly.* “She’s a fighter, that one.. nearly ripped my damn arm off durning our fight. Luckily she’s easy to hold.”

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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“And just where do you think you’re going..?”

*When he turns around, he’s already there. How hadn’t he smelled him? The light scent was there but.. nevermind.*

“Cheddar cheesecake.” *He taps his sword twice and she comes to his heal. He then snapped his cake hand and she sat between his legs in a protective stance.* “Seems you’ve met my little princess cheesecake.”

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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*The cheddar whimpered and her ears pinned back slightly, a few of the cake hounds. Yipped and yapped at the jackal as she stood behind them. She was small, much smaller, a runt. She was tried to bark by her hound brothers but she sounded like a scream bark.*

*She had a cherry on her ear and a collar and it had a cheese tag on her collar before a few of the cakes ran off, probably to get Red.*

*Who the fuck are you? What are you? Family? No..?*

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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( @golden-gates-guardian )

Burnt Cheese had literally been trying so hard to skirt around Red Velvet's forest this time. In an area where the smell of cake was a lot less dense. But.. yet here he was.

*There was the sound of a yip and then a scream like bark. What was that scent..? Cheese and cherries..? There, although he couldn’t see he could smell and hear, the scent of cheese.*

*A jackal, a cheddar cheese jackal. Playing tug of war with another cake hound. Its tail wagging and its yips more like a hounds than a jackal’s..*

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“Yeah??” *The cookie looked over and saw the hound trying to eat the other cookies leg and wings, drooling as they panted and yipped.*

“Brownie Cassini Hound, you get off that man this instant!” *He barked making the hound sprit to the side.* “Sorry..”

Black Sapphire was walking around when he came across a cakehound.

"Oh... Hello..."

He stares blankly at the cakehound.

~ @theblacksapphirecookie

*The cake hound yipped and yapped. Prancing around the cookie and sniffing its microphone.*

*Where is this hounds owner..?*

[c4k3-c0mm4nd3r]

Black Sapphire was walking around when he came across a cakehound.

"Oh... Hello..."

He stares blankly at the cakehound.

~ @theblacksapphirecookie

*The cake hound yipped and yapped. Prancing around the cookie and sniffing its microphone.*

*Where is this hounds owner..?*

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"...Red Velvet Cookie."

Ahhh, the voice he knew too well. That, and he'd been wondering where that tart scent had come from.

"I trust you've been well?"

The pomegranate priestess's bells jingle in her hand as she walks.

-- @darkpomegranatepriestess //WOEEE

“As well as I can be, priestess. Your scent is strong so I can assume you’ve been well enough, yes..? Working on things for master fine..”

*He tilted his head as he held chiffon and a chocolate cake hound circled his legs.*

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“And I got 5 wolves but that’s beside the point. I just.. find your way then.” *He shook his head.*

“If you get lost it’s not on me.. and don’t freeze. That affogato is a bitch.. I wouldn’t try and talk to them..”

“Oh and, burnt cheese. If I ever, EVER, catch you in my forest again.. I won’t be so kind.”

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Now he hadn't. Meant to wander out this far. Colby- his brown Jackal was hot on his heels. Had just meant to go to a neighboring kingdom. Instead they found themselves in the forest. ...Surrounded by cake. H tries to keep his breathing even to no such luck. Everything smelled like-

.... he tenses. Red. Velvet. He especially hated that flavor. On guard, shoulders tense. He was probably nearby.

*Some of the cakes yipped and yapped at him. Some drooling as their little tongues hung out, one even snapped at the Jackal. There was a loud whistle before the cakes backed up and their yipping ceased.*

*His wolfish nose caught it almost immediately. After having Cheddar cheese.. he gotten used to the scent of cheeses.. but he could always differentiate. A cake master needs to have the best nose after all. He cracked his knuckles and walked.*

“Burnt cheese..” *He muttered as he stood a bit away, the trinkets in his hair and on his cloak jingled when he stopped.* “I thought I’d told you.”

“Stay. Out. Of. My. Forest.”

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“…” *He sighed and whistled at a hound.* “Squishy. Retrieve, cloak.” *He said the hound skittered off.* “You’ll freeze doing that in your clothing. I don’t like you, I hate you actually, but I’d rather not be responsible if you freeze out there.”

*He sighed.* “I’m not allowed back in the cacao kingdom after I stole 33 cake hounds.. it’s a long story.” *He retrieved the cloak, throwing it into his face. Smelled heavily of red velvet cake.* “I’ll take you to the edge of the kingdom but I can’t go past that.”

( @golden-gates-guardian )

Now he hadn't. Meant to wander out this far. Colby- his brown Jackal was hot on his heels. Had just meant to go to a neighboring kingdom. Instead they found themselves in the forest. ...Surrounded by cake. H tries to keep his breathing even to no such luck. Everything smelled like-

.... he tenses. Red. Velvet. He especially hated that flavor. On guard, shoulders tense. He was probably nearby.

*Some of the cakes yipped and yapped at him. Some drooling as their little tongues hung out, one even snapped at the Jackal. There was a loud whistle before the cakes backed up and their yipping ceased.*

*His wolfish nose caught it almost immediately. After having Cheddar cheese.. he gotten used to the scent of cheeses.. but he could always differentiate. A cake master needs to have the best nose after all. He cracked his knuckles and walked.*

“Burnt cheese..” *He muttered as he stood a bit away, the trinkets in his hair and on his cloak jingled when he stopped.* “I thought I’d told you.”

“Stay. Out. Of. My. Forest.”