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Sacrifices To Be Made:

*MC and Solomon are cuddling on the couch together on a perfectly average day*

MC: Solomon? How much do you love me?

Solomon: *doesn't miss a beat* If you wanted my left kidney, I would rip it out for you myself.

MC: 😨

MC: Um, thanks??? But. Why is that so... specific....?

Solomon: Because I sleep on my right side. 🙂

MC: 😟 How hard have you thought about this...??

Solomon: You mean, you haven't...?

MC: NO!!

Solomon: Oh wow, so selfish... 😒

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this is allowed and I'm wheezing at what ppl put in their profiles

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half enchanted by mage warden as king alistair’s mistress just so anders at his recruitment in awakening can go “wait. WHAT”

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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

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Hyperfixating on your own OC is so frustrating. Nobody else wants to rotate them in their minds the way you do and if you talk too much about it they can get impatient and exasperated.

My poor blorbo. Unloved by all but me and to a lesser extent my boyfriend. My blorbo OC is so amazing and I can't explain it to anyone else.

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seems to apply only to B and up, and man you wouldn't believe how long it took me to get all of this

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Nightbringer Surprise Guests

Lucifer

I'm feeling good. Why don't we open a bottle of my prized Demonus?

1. Tap Face

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Chest

I know you want to give me a high five, don't you? Fine, just this once. Call it a special occasion.

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Tap Arm

Mammon

We'll be invincible if we Team up!

1. Rub Face

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Face

Hey, hey, hey! The Great Mammon makes his mark!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Leviathan

Haha, let's experience tha taste of victory together!

1. Tap Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

Let's great each other like Normies would!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Face

Satan

We won thanks to me.

1. Rub Face

2. Tap Chest

3. (Rub/Tap Chest, Tap/Rub Arm, Tap/Rub Head, Rub Face) Tap Face (couldn't get one with more hearts???)

Is this how one shares happiness? Give me a high five.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Chest

Asmodeus

A win for me is as natural as breathing air!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Come on, hold out your hand. High five <3

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Beelzebub

Thanks to you, I was able to get through it despite being hungry.

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Chest

Not bad, huh? It's time for a victory hamburger!

1. High Five

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Arm

Belphegor

You want to hang out with me? All right, you got it.

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Head

All right... you want me to hold up my hand, right?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

Diavolo

It really does feel good to win, doesn't it!

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

All right, let's savor the joy of victory... Just you and me!

1. High Five

2. Rub Face

3. Tap Face

Barbatos

Was I of any help to you?

1. Tap Head

2. Tap Head

3. Rub Head

Is this where we do the so-called "high five"? Someone taught me how to do it.

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Tap Head

Solomon

You're my best student, you know? As your teacher, you make me proud

1. Tap Chest

2. Rub Chest

3. Rub Chest

Hey! It felt good to win like that, huh? We make a truly amazing teacher and apprentice team, am I right?

1. High Five

2. Tap Chest

3. Rub Head

Simeon

I'm super excited right now, but how about you?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

How about we see whether exchanging greetings will deepen our bond?

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Face

Luke

...So how was it? Did I look cool?

1. Rub Head

2. Rub Face

3. Rub Arm

Okay here we go! It's time for a high five!

1. High Five

2. Rub Head

3. Rub Head

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best gif in the universe

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Masterlist

Writing blog for One Piece and Haikyuu: x

Archive of Our Own: x

Rules: x

All x reader writings are gender neutral unless specified.

If you ever make art inspired on my works, @ me so I can see it and reblog it!! 🫶♥️

Call of duty

König (my beloved)

Smoke break - x reader | light angst, fluff, comfort, protective König | you are a bartender and your stalker creeps you out. König catches on and fixes the problem.

A glimpse - x reader | light angst, fluff, comfort, injured reader, a bit of pining on both sides | you get injured in a mission, and König feels he could've done better.

The sound of your voice - x reader | light angst, fluff, comfort | Konig feels self-conscious when telling you about his current obsession, but his voice is like a balm to your tired mind.

Jealous König drabble - x reader

König comforts you - x reader

Cheater - x reader (platonic)

Alejandro Vargas

Choices have consequences - x reader | light angst, culinary crimes, mention of food insecurity | Alejandro made a passing comment about your food that you didn't like one bit, so you humble him.

"V" - x reader | pure tooth rotting fluff, pillow talk, marriage talk, you're both so smitten ugh | Alejandro and you discuss the idea of getting a matching tattoo instead of rings.

Are you looking for a wife? - fem!reader | fluff, injured reader, medical drug use, stoner talk | Whenever you get ketamine as pain relief, you lose all thought-to-speech filter.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

No better than a Victorian man - x reader | suggestive, Simon being a tease | You like to look at your lieutenant, especially when there's barely anything to look at

Ghost x chubby!reader headcanons - x m!reader

Ghost x reader x Soap

Bird Hunting - x fem!reader | angst, hurt, kidnapping, drugging, sexual harassment, violence (warnings will update as series progresses)

Rotten Apple - x fem!reader | hurt/comfort, referenced past child neglect, abusive/narcissistic parents | Set after the events in BH | Sweetened apples turn sour when rotten apples are around.

Emotional Support Bird - x fem!reader | fluff, domestic, Soap and Ghost share a braincell | Canary rambles about a ln emotional support dog she saw at the market. Ghost and Soap have an idea.

Emotional Support Bird Pt.2 - x fem!reader | fluff, hurt/comfort, Ghost x Canary centric - Soap is only mentioned here | Ghost has a nightmare, and Canary an idea.

Emotionally Supported Bird (Pt. 3)- x fem!reader | fluff, hurt/comfort | Canary knows exactly where to seek solace in the middle of the night.

Ghost x Soap x K9handler!reader

The Mission - x K9 handler!reader | fluff, K9 Dolly's POV mostly | K9 Dolly is sent on her first solo mission.

John Price

Salt and pepper - x gn!reader | fluff | The realization of age hung heavily on his shoulders. Luckily for him, you're more than ready to share it with him.

141 x reader

Lucy - x fem!reader (platonic) | crack | an interesting story behind the origin of Y/n's callsign.

Affectionate reader - x GN!reader (platonic) | fluff | headcanons and a little drabble on the Task Force receiving and enjoying your affection.

Affectionate reader Pt. 2 - x GN!reader (platonic) | angst | The team loses it's spark (you)

Affectionate reader Pt. 3 - x GN!reader (platonic) | hurt/comfort | it's the team's turn to show you affection

Incorrect Quotes

Father Figure

Gummy worms

Dilf

Farmers' market

(Un)forgettable

Valentine's Day blurbs

WIPS ← check here for your request!

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Bird hunting Masterlist

Ghost x fem!reader (Canary) x Soap

General warnings: kidnapping, drugging, violence, sexual harassment, cursing.

Do not read if you're under 18. Contains mature and triggering themes.

Do not repost, translate, or transcribe any of my works in this or any other social media. Comments and reblogs are highly appreciated though ♥️

Chapters list:

The Snare

The Alert

Caged Bird

The Hound Dogs

The Net

Bird Song

Distress

Predator and Prey

Broken Cage

Flying Away

Canary

The Net (Epilogue)

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Fanarts:

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Taglist for this series is closed!! Thanks for reading!! 🫶♥️

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If Dragon Age II is about being doomed by the narrative, Dragon Age: Inquisition is about being devoured by the narrative. From the very beginning the Inquisitor is slowly being devoured by their mark. Being devoured by this organization they did not ask to join and are not allowed to leave. Begin devoured by the titles they can't reject and the story that swells around them, out of their control. Uncovering the tragic story of the first Inquisitor who tried to appease the same monster, and was devoured by it anyway--his nation, his culture, his very name and identity. And then watching the Inquisition, grown too large to be safe, begin to devour itself while Orlais watches it hungrily and Ferelden (remembering what it means to be devoured) asks how to put down the beast before it eats them all. The Inquisitor now fighting physically not to be devoured, trying to free themselves from the monster's teeth without losing more than an arm. Do they succeed?

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Mfs be like "oh he's my babygirl<3" or "he whimpers fr" or "submissive and breedable". And then the whole character tag is like FULL of that character being dominant and topping the reader. Ummm?? Excuse me, but I thought we were gonna be making them ride us until all that's left are pretty little tears, nonsensical babbling, constant begging, relentless whimpering, knees buckling, thighs trembling, hips twitching, frantic gripping, feverish sobbing, and loud moaning, all from a hot, needy mess desperate for release???

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Requests: Open

Rules for requests

Requests I’m currently working on:

141 boys + Alejandro who sees their s/o as an angel

His reaction his s/o who’s not close to family - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo

Cuddling - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo + Roach + Alex Mason

141 + König with an s/o who has dimples and a contagious laugh

Face reveal - Ghost

His reaction to his s/o having a lower back tattoo - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo

Volleyball - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo

Insecurities - Price

Love handles - 141 boys + König

His reaction to a younger member joining the 141 - 141 boys

König relationship headcannons

Coming home with bruises - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo + Graves + Valeria + Woods + Mason + Roach

Walking you home at night - 141 boys

His reaction to his s/o being childhood friends with a terrorist - 141 boys

Going to a bar - 141 boys + Alejandro + Rodolfo

His reaction to his s/o making music like Ashnikko - 141 boys + Alejandro + Rodolfo + König

Barrel races - 141 boys

“You’re so babygirl.” - 141 boys + König + Alejandro + Rodolfo

Ask box

My ask box is always open for you!

Feel free to send in anything (requests, headcannons or whatever you feel like asking/telling me!) I love reading whatever you folk send me!!

Masterlist

Call of duty

Modern Warfare:

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

John ‘Soap’ MacTavish

John Price

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

König

Alejandro Vargas

Gary 'Roach' Sanderson

Black Ops Cold War

Frank Woods

Alex Mason

Russel Adler

Helen Park

Eleazar ‘Lazar’ Azoulay

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♡ cod men and their nsfw visuals ♡

art credit to the TALENTED @ave661

WARNINGS : NSFW, 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI, the links are literally p#rn, proceed at your own risk.

CHARACTERS : ghost, soap, price, könig, graves

part two here

simon 'ghost' riley

♥ he loooves manhandling you, grabbing you by the hips to slam you back on his cock seeing as you're in no position to move (not that he minds in the slightest), snarling down on you as his own eyes roll back "tell me. tell me how it feels lovie," "s so deep simon-fuckk"

♥ he loves when you go down on him, but he'd always hold back not wanting to hurt you. that was until you begged him to be rough with you-to use you like both of you wanted. "c'mon baby-fuck my face already," well. he's not going to say no to that

♥ simon won't stop for anything once he's pussy drunk, painting your pussy white over and over and over, until you're as desperate as him, begging him sweetly to fuck you harder, faster, to give you everything, and he's more than happy to oblige "one more yeah?Ah-fuckin' hell-Y'gonna giv'me one more? Gooood girl."

bonus ..... i mean.

john 'soap' mactavish

♥ you almost roll your eyes at soap's cocky chuckle, but you're in no position to do anything other than stare at him with hazy eyes, mouth open and panting as he pulls out of you, and starts fingering you instead, grinning as you whine into his mouth- already begging him to put himself back inside. "ohmyfucking-" "s so tight baby shit-" "jesus y're gonna be the death o' me,"

♥ i mean come on. every time you brace yourself on a table- a counter, whatever the fuck, that's soap's time to shine. he starts off strong with a harsh slap on your ass before he starts humping you, panting on your shoulder and muttering curses under his breath. "such a good girl f'r me, so pretty baby..."

♥ soap loves coming on your tits. that's it

könig

♥ vocal könig (how it should be) being absolutely drunk on the feeling of your tight pussy around him

♥ one of könig's absolutely favorite things to do with you, is have you lean back on his chest, pretty legs spread wide open for him as his fingers work you towards multiple orgasms, his own moans and grunts of appreciation egging you on. "So pretty for me..." "T's my pussy hm? Mine."

♥ he absolutely loves when you insist on taking care of him, knowing how much you get off on watching him squirm, and he especially loves your hungry look as you watch him come undone, his cum dripping down your hand. "Ah- s-slow down..!"

john price

♥ price loooves making his good girl come, that's why he can't help but circle your pretty clit the moment he thrusts his hard cock inside your perfect cunt, moaning lowly as he feels you clench around him, muttering sweet words against your temple as pleasure clouds his mind "c'mon now sweetheart, you can come"

♥ um-yeah as i said he loves making you feel good, so why not use his mouth to do it? price's mind be like : no thoughts just pussy

♥ THIS JUST SCREAMS PRICE IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY HOLY SHIT, the side fucking? the staring at your profile as you moan sweetly for him? yeah. "such a tight. fucking. cunt.-" "you can take it. I know you can."

bonus the side fucking is such a price thing i can't-

phillip graves

♥ phillip often pulls you in a secluded room- having thought of you the whole day and wanting to let out his pent up frustrations on you, he makes you swear not to make any noise as he starts bouncing you on his cock, deep down loving the fact that you can't keep your fucking mouth shut as he ends up bending you over and having his way with you "bounce that ass on me, fuck-just like that" "keep moaning baby c'mon- you know i love that shit"

♥ his number one goal is to ruin you for all other men- and that's exactly what he does each and every time he gets his hands on you. he also loves to look at you as he grabs your jaw to tilt your head back, seeing your pretty eyes roll back, drool running down your mouth (an absolute menace)

♥ graves absolutely loves overstimulating you to the point where you're a blubbering mess for him- and even more so how your cute little cunt responds to his touch every god damn time. "What's that? You want more? Yeah, you do."

well.

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the circle mage origin is so wild like you can prove yourself completely untrustworthy to any authority and duncan will be like "you know what? i like that. shows initiative. also blood magic isn't even that bad you're all pussies."

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The 141 + Graves as nsfw audios

Warnings: Fem!Listener, wet noises, male whimpering, male moans, dirty talking, calling themselves daddy, use of whore, slut, etc. USE EARPHONES FFS.

Make a suggestion for part 2 here

Simon 'Ghost' Riley:

— You are giving Simon the silence treatment in one if his bad days, now it's time to pay for it. - by u/ProfessorCal

— (Desperated) Ghost needs your touch. - by u/Badjhur

— Camping with the 141 and sneaking into Ghost's tent. - by u/AugustlnTheWinter

John 'Soap' MacTavish:

— Soap hate being called daddy... OR DOES HE?? - by u/AugustinTheWinter

— Taming brat!Soap in an interrogation - u/aasimaraudio

— You convince Soap to go to your parents house for Christmas, now he's feeling naughty. - u/owenscumnival

König:

(if you came into my house thinking this will be UwU shy boi 👉👈 König content ding dong you are WRONG)

— A last moment with König before he travel back to work (slightly feral König) - by u/Feem_Al_Frennly

— König is a (big) teaser :) - by u/wagnerfirst

— Sub!König call you ma'am. multiple times. that's all you need to know. - by u/Texan_Guy

John Price:

— John comforts you after a nightmare. - by u/bestkeptsecret

— Camping with the 141 and sharing a tent with the Captain (ft. Soap's snoring) - by u/Badjhur

— Fucking John in the middle of a party, just where you want him. - by u/Badjhur

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick:

— Gaz would do anything to help you, including sharing some body heat after a mission in the middle of winter. - by u/GreyFuton

— Even after a rough day, Gaz take care of you. - by u/ProfessorCal_

— Watching a sex scene with Gaz. - by u/AugustInTheWinter

Phillip Graves:

— Graves congrats you on your first mission with the Shadow Company. - by u/ProfessorCal_

— You wake up only to find Phillip between your thighs. - by u/alot-of-axolotl

— Phillip wakes up feeling horny. - by u/notwhorosethinks

I would like to thank all the support and excitement I got for this and I hope you horny asses enjoy it! I promise I tried my best to find the most perfect audios for each of our boys :)

Also would like the clarify that the only reason Alejandro and Rudy aren't on the list is because I got absolutely STUCK and impatient to finding audios for Alejandro, although I did find some for Rudy but figured it would be wrong to put Rudy but not Alejandro. You can't just separate the Vaqueros, right??? (and I was thinking about a part 2 of this since I found SO MANY MORE audios of the others 👀).

Please enjoy and lemme know your thoughts, also feel free to send some asks as well!

**I do not own any audio, all the credit go to the creators and you can find all of them on Reddit and go on r/gonewildaudios for more.**

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Just a Little Reminder

Lucifer would want you to take pride in yourself, you're amazing and you deserve to feel that way

Mammon would want you to be greedy, it's not wrong to want nice things for yourself

Levi would want you to enjoy your passions, regardless of what others think

Satan would want you to allow yourself to feel your emotions, the good ones, the bad ones, and even the ugly ones

Asmo would want you to wear what you want, look the way you'd like, and love who you want to love

Beel would want you to eat, your body needs fuel

Belphie would want you to get some actual sleep, being tired all the time sucks

Diavolo would want you to take charge of your own destiny, you don't have to follow the path that people tell you to

Barbatos would want you to take a break, you can't spend all of your valuable time working

Luke would want you to stand up for yourself, you shouldn't have to be treated poorly

Simeon would want you to take the time to recharge when you need it, your mental health is worth more than the feelings of others

Solomon would want you to accept guidance when needed, its ok to ask for help, he wouldn't be where he is now without the guidance he received

overall, you deserve to be taken care of, not only by others but also by yourself. you're allowed to feel good about yourself and do what you like and just live and love and exist in the way you want to and you shouldn't let anyone give you shit for it