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Take Ye One Naga -- now complete!

It's the epilogue! Big thanks, grateful hugs, and secret spells blessing your year to ✨everyone✨ who read along, and an extra warm welcome to everyone here for hornybaker!Aziraphale/naga!Crowley now that it's all up and complete! Come read at the AO3:

Chapter 12 -- Epilogue: All Things in Moderation

Written by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and illustrated with gorgeous art by @c0smicdisaster for the Fall Ball Kink Thrall fest Slow Dance! Combined, our prompts were Comeplay and Biting. But we may have lost our heads a bit…

Huge thanks to beta readers @tiffanyvampiremama, @on1occasionfork and @c0smicdisaster as well as @wingsofopal and @sixbynine-da for running the fest! Also tagging @goodomensafterdark because without you, this absolutely would not exist. ❤️ You are all amazing! Also, Cosmic has a ✨Patreon!✨ Check it out here

CW/TW: 

Naga Crowley, Baker Aziraphale, Human/Monster Romance, Human AU, Fantasy AU, Monsterfucker Aziraphale, Virgin Aziraphale, Tender Crowley, Top Crowley, Bottom Aziraphale, Baking, Baking mishaps, Masturbation, massive dildos, Religious Fanaticism, Trauma, Voyeurism, Comeplay, Biting, Alcohol, Eventual Happy Ending. See AO3 for the full unhinged list and chap notes for more.

Summary

Aziraphale suddenly felt extremely warm and flushed. His heartbeat was very loud in his ears. He could still breathe, but that felt overloud as well. He folded his hands in his lap and stared at the little dustings of flour and sugar still creasing his fingers and knuckles and nails. Calm, he thought. There isn’t any actual snake creature running amok. Or, In which there's a snake demon terrorizing the village of Avalon! Sort of. Alright, not much at all. But the beast still must be placated, and since no one's much for human sacrifice these days, the village baker Aziraphale suggests a different solution.  And if he happens to have a slight ulterior motive, well, that's no one's business, is it?

Excerpt from Chapter 12

“See? S’like I’ve always said. If you’re truthful, angel, you get what you want.”

“Really.” Aziraphale wrapped his legs around Crowley’s hips, sighing at the smooth rub of scales along the sensitive skin of his inner thighs, at the heady slip of Crowley’s c**** bobbing underneath the water, thrusting up in the gap between his groin and thigh. “Because I seem to remember having to become — oh — quite strident in my requests for what I wanted in the past.”

Crowley chuckled, and spun him then, swirling Aziraphale in the heated water so that his back lay against Crowley’s chest. Then he was reaching down between them in the water, adjusting himself, angling just so.

“This what you want, my angel?”

Read the Epilogue on AO3 here!

or start from the beginning here:

Take Ye One Naga, Freshly Smitten

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This month, patreon supporters In the woodpecker and owl tiers are getting some good omens ish themed merch! If you want a set, subscribe before February 15th!

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I'm not gonna give any context and instead direct you toward the fic that was drawn for again :3 (psssst there is more art in there >.>) https://archiveofourown.org/works/62151832/chapters/158979523

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My contribution to the eden project! :3

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I Illustrated that GO READ IT OR ELSE!!!

New Good Omens fic: Take Ye One Naga, Freshly Smitten

Chapters 1-2 posted today! Fic is complete and will update weekly.

Written by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and illustrated by @c0smicdisaster for the Fall Ball Kink Thrall fest Slow Dance! Combined, our prompts were Comeplay and Biting. But we may have lost our heads a bit…

mega thanks to beta readers @tiffanyvampiremama, @on1occasionfork and @c0smicdisaster as well as @wingsofopal and @sixbynine-da for running the fest! Also tagging @goodomensafterdark because without you, this absolutely would not exist. ❤️ You are all amazing!

CW/TW:

Naga Crowley, Baker Aziraphale, Human/Monster Romance, Human AU, Fantasy AU, Monsterfucker Aziraphale, Virgin Aziraphale, Tender Crowley, Top Crowley, Bottom Aziraphale, Baking, Baking mishaps, Masturbation, massive dildos, Religious Fanaticism, Trauma, Voyeurism, Comeplay, Biting, Eventual Happy Ending. See AO3 for the full unhinged list.

Summary

Aziraphale suddenly felt extremely warm and flushed. His heartbeat was very loud in his ears. He could still breathe, but that felt overloud as well. He folded his hands in his lap and stared at the little dustings of flour and sugar still creasing his fingers and knuckles and nails. Calm, he thought. There isn’t any actual snake creature running amok. Or, In which there's a snake demon terrorizing the village of Avalon! Sort of. Alright, not much at all. But the beast still must be placated, and since no one's much for human sacrifice these days, the village baker Aziraphale suggests a different solution. And if he happens to have a slight ulterior motive, well, that's no one's business, is it?

Excerpt from Chapter 2:

Newt raised his hand again. “Er. Just how are we defining virginity here? Does any orifice or body part count? Does one include any act that ends in, um… culmination? How many people need to be involved? What about manual aids?” Gabriel swelled ominously, and Aziraphale hurried to speak up. “What about looking at this from another angle?”

Read Chapters 1 and 2 at the AO3!

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I wanted to make something inspired by that picture of a snake coiled around a magpie for a while now so here we are!

This good omens ish thing will most likely be the next patreon postcard too! www.patreon.com/user?u=2743472

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Happy new year people \0/

Have my latest "something cool to slowly work on" born out of a dumb joke about a poorly timed message x)

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Such a fun and creative story, it was a blast to help with it! Do check it out!!!! ^∆^

Writers Guild Presents - Mirrors, Ch 4

Mirrors, with @daneecastle

Rated E

CW/TW: angst

We are spoiled with art this week from @c0smicdisaster!

Summary: A post-S2, double reverse omens angst-ridden love story. Crowley and Aziraphale are torn apart after saving the world (again) and each find themselves with a most unlikely companion. But maybe it was the one person they needed to help them heal?

Excerpt: Crowley scowled. The white bear had started to move on, but Crowley needed to address the situation before the demon grew bolder. Or came back with allies. He cracked his neck side to side once and then fell to the ground as a massive serpent, half as thick as his human torso and several times as long. He flexed once, his black scales rippling down along his back, to re-acclimate to this arrangement of muscles. He still hated changing his form, but there were unwritten rules among demons. One of them was that when it came to fighting, always match forms.

Read more here!

Huge thanks to @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and @nosferatini for beta-ing!

@goodomensafterdark

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I'm been really busy with very little to show for it lately but I still got a few pieces of fan art being slowly worked on! :3 Walking the line with this one tho X'D

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Got something new going on on patreon! I decided to go with a more regular although smaller physical goods tiers!

Also, though the bigger tiers with the discount on commissions is still there, i now have a smaller cheaper one for only the postcard club!

I prepared some spooky stuff for spooky month, subscribe before october to get a set!!

www.patreon.com/LunaticC0smic

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I can finally show thiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!! Go take a look at the magazine!!!! I did a second on in there! :3 https://www.tumblr.com/goodomensafterdark/761430882712240128/wingz-magazine-issue-02-swimz-has-arrived?source=share

Patreon  -  Telegram group  -  Discord group 

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Go lookit iiiiit!

WingZ Magazine - Issue 02 (SwimZ!) has arrived!

It's finally here! Just in time for the end of Summer! (shhh...)

We did it again, folks! We produced an absolute banger of a magazine!

Read here:

WingZ Magazine Issue 02 - SwimZ!

Links to the previous issue:

Moblie Friendly WingZ - 01 | Print Quality WingZ - 01

Please follow and support these amazing creators - there were so many wonderful goblins who helped put this extraordinary effort together! Congratulations and thanks to everyone!

Credits below the cut:

Art from @ineffablecrankshaft @and-his-hands-were-24-crows @afterdarkchef @trebol-negro @isiaiowin

@theonewiththeshippinggoogles @the-comfy-witch @theonevoice @orangejuiceinmyshoe @c0smicdisaster

@onedappercat @commentdismal @kiripin-art @christophjpg @bilaudad

@daneecastle @vavoom-sorted-art @thescholarlystrumpet as well as u/Blue_McFly, u/BJs4Bildad and u/catartkd from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Writing from @theravenmuse @tipofthehat665 @sixbynine-da @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon @onedappercat

@bentley-after-dark @floscrap-blog @doonarose @whatareyou42 @its-unapologetic-apathy

@fuzzygoblin @ineffablyruined @depressedpenguin2 @featheredboaconstrictor @thenerdalert

@lemon-tart-221 as well as u/NegotiationReal6508 and u/Busy24-7 from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

Final layout, wrangling, and recruiting by the editorial staff @saucysmutpigeon @nosferatini and u/soggyfritter from the GoodOmensAfterDark subreddit!

If you'd like a chance to participate in future issues of WingZ Magazine, come join the fun on at GoodOmensAfterDark on Reddit!

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Might as well post the list on here too!

Every year I participate to kinktober with my own list and sell the spots!

It usually ends up being mostly furries but it'd be nice to see more variety!

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"What can I do as a warmup today..." *sees this post* "....Perfect"

FUCK YOUR ANGSTY GOOD OMENS HEADCANONS!!

This is supposed to be a comedy series so consider this: Crowley has sleep walking problems and has an incredibly stretchy body since he's a snake and shit. This culminates in the fact you'll always find him sleeping the weirdest positions and places.

Ladies, gentlemen and gentlepeople, here's a compilation of positions I think Aziraphale has found Crowley sleeping in:

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do you think it'll let up soon?

static version:

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Please don't use the Patreon app on any iPhone. Apple is charging Patreon users an additional 30% fee.

Patreon is the main source of income for many creators and not everyone can afford an extra 30% on top of what they're already paying.

This is 100% corporate greed and it hurts all of us. If you can avoid using the iPhone Patreon please do so.

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May the next one be in our own terms.

Happy anniversary to the most romantic and heartclenching season ever. my therapy bill is addressed to you, season 2, please wait by your mailbox 🙂‍↕️

If you want to support me, please consider tipping me over on kofi! I also offer sketch commissions on kofi for $5-$15! Any amount would be such a big help to my family and i. Thank you so much!

I NEED THEM TWO TO HUG AND CRY TO EACH OTHER AND LET EVERYTHING OUT PLS I NEED THEM TO HEAL TOGETHER AAAAAA totally normal attachment to these two :D