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top ten teacher fails
idk if you meant other people's or my own but I'm gonna do my own because it's more fun. these are not in order.
the time I accidentally converted a Catholic kid to agnosticism
the time I was playing tag with some kids and broke a playground fence and fell through the hole I made
the time I spent €150 buying seedlings so my kindergarteners could plant a garden and then over Easter break rabbits ate every single plant
the time one of my students did a science project that might have technically violated restricted airspace
the entirely separate time I violated restricted airspace again in a different country doing a different science project with a different class
the time I mildly traumatised an entire elementary school by getting them to form an emotional attachment to a dancing robot which I then accidentally decapitated
the time I asked if the school I was visiting had a water bottle filler, except I said "wibble bubble fobbler" and now that's just what they're called at that school
the time I let a grizzly bear into the school but he left before the kids got there in the morning so IT'S FINE
is that ten yet? come on some of these have to count as two
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I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what's up.
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I find the fact that the closest mountain point on earth to the moon, the highest mountain and the tallest mountain are 3 different mountains to be a tiny bit disturbing
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//remade the piece for this post bc i am really bad at looking at my old art. sword in a dress 🔥
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redecorated the blog a bit! i really needed to get rid of that old pic already.
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3/30 scykers…I lost a bet…I’m gonna be real busy…
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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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they need to make mutuals that live 2 minutes away from u
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humanoid p.ai.nter design bc why not
drew this impulsively instead of working on a really important essay. was it worth it? i dont know probably not
it’s a little basic but whatever. i like it personally
kinda inspired by disassembly drones from murder drones, specifically the legs and turret arm thing. outlet tail based off lampert from regretevator because p.AI.nter reminds me of them a little bit for some reason lmao
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Oh yea I do custom Ultrakill texture n model stuff now
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