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I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE THEY ARE OC'S FROM MY TMNT AU IM GOING CRAZY BRRRR

Expect more, soon.

#tmnt

the artists are: @astllee and

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Vou morrer

Mikey - 10/10 because he got the rizz and CAN use it perfectly fine~

Donnie - 11/10.. he’s good when he is angry ;)

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ズ乇乇ｱﾉ刀ム ゐひﾉ乇ｲ

Pairing: bayverse!Leo/fem!reader Rating: Explicit Contents: Date night is interceded by the reader’s parents. When Leo comes over, the reader can’t help themselves. Warnings: 18+, mdni, nsfw, cursing, blindfolds, slight exhibitionism(?), sub!Leo, dom!reader, sensation play (blindfolds), reader still lives with their parents Wordcount: 419 Sentence Prompt: # 62 + 77

Notes: Sakura requested: 62 and 77 with s/o dominating Leo 2016 please :)

Since gender wasn’t specified, I automatically make the reader female for NSFW prompts and fanfics.

𝕊𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕤

Laughter filled the house. There was the smell of cooked steaks and shrimp in the air. The living room was filled with your parents, uncles, aunts, and grandparents. They chattered loudly, most of them crowded around the TV to watch the Dallas Cowboys football game. You were next to your bedroom door, peering around the corner to watch them with your arms crossed.

Fuck, this wasn’t supposed to happen.

Before your parents decided to have a party, you and your turtle boyfriend were going to have a movie night—something you did every Saturday. But your parents said, ‘suck it up and to do it another night.’ At this point, you were forced to tell Leo that something had come up.

Your legs rubbed together uncomfortably. Damn it; you were way too horny to wait another night to have your boyfriend!

You slipped into your bedroom quietly, phone coming out of your back pocket. A text was then quickly sent to Leo.

It didn’t take long for him to arrive at your bedroom window. His eyes continually glanced over to the side. He could see that your family still had company in the living room.

He slides open the window and silently dropped onto the floor.

“(Y/n), why is there- Mmph!” He was suddenly cut off by you slamming your body into him and pressing your lips to his in a heated kiss.

The kiss most definitely wasn’t rejected, Leo breathing heavily through his nose as he returned it with the same amount of intensity. However, feeling you unbuckling his belt made him pull away. He remembered that your family was just right outside your bedroom door.

“(Y/n)! What are you doing?!” He whisper-yelled. Using his pants, you guided him to your bed and pushed him to lie down. In most cases, Leo would easily be able to take control of the situation and turn it to his favor, but the fact that you were trying to have sex with him while your family was home caught him off guard.

“Try to keep quiet. We don’t want to get caught.” You whispered back, kissing him again. Leo hummed against them. This time, you pulled away only to yank off his bandana and replace it with a scarf you had draped on the headboard.

“What the-?” The turtle’s vision went completely dark. He couldn’t see what you were doing, though he could feel everything you were doing to him. His pants were pulled down to his thighs, leaving them there.

You smirked at Leo’s flustered state. He didn’t know what to do with himself anymore. His head was turning side to side as if he could see. His legs dangled off the side of the bed, feet resting on the floor. His hands try to stop you from doing any more. However, you were fast to see that his boxer briefs were tented, and you released them of their prison.

Leo gasped, shuddering as the cold air unexpectedly touched his member. You chuckled delightfully.

Stepping away, you pulled down the tong from under the dress your mother forced you to wear and climbed over your terrapin lover, hips stationed over his. You grabbed his wrist, pinning them by his shoulders.

Slowly, you rubbed yourself on his member. You bit your lip to keep quiet. He moaned out, body shaking with need.

You wanted to laugh at how quickly your dominant boyfriend submitted to you, but you didn’t want to focus on that. You needed to sedate your undying lust for him.

Once he was coated with your juices, you felt hot, and your body was shaking with want. You took your arms out of the sleeves, revealing your breast and resting on your stomach.

“Oh, fuck, Leo. I needed you so badly.” You murmur, raising your hips, then sinking yourself onto him.

He let out a low groan, moaning from you following right behind it. Yelling from the living room overpowered your voices. You quickly started moving your hips. Up and down, up and down, and up and down. Without realizing it, your grip had loosened, and his hands slide their way to rest on your hips, guiding you to please not only him but for yourself as well.

Pleasure flowed through your body, making you close your eyes. It felt so good with him finally inside you!

“Shit.” Leo groaned. He snatched the scarf off his face and held it. His eyes blinked to adjust to the sudden light filling them.

You whined, hips slowing to a stop. You had wanted him to keep the blindfold on, but it seemed he didn’t like it. A small pout formed on your lips. Leo smiled at you sheepishly, glancing at your door before returning his gaze to you.

“Sorry, I uh… It’s just that… I can’t see your beautiful body with this over my eyes.” He waved the scar around. Your cheeks flushed at the compliment, watching it fly across the room from Leo throwing it. “Now,” You look at him. He was giving you a small smirk, “Let’s continue what we were doing.”

Chuckling, you smirk as you kissed him, hips going back to their previous pace. Leo used your mouth to moan into, and your thighs to make you go faster.

“Oh god, you feel so good inside me…” You moaned, whimpering as you laid down on his plastron. “…Oh! Fuck me.”

Leo moaned softly. “As you wish.” He shifted his feet to be on the bed and used them as leverage to thrust into you. In, out, he went. The skin of his thighs slapping yours echoed in the room. It wasn’t noticeable because it seemed Leo had expertise in stealth during sex as well.

In moments, you were a gasping mess. Leo was the same, churring in your ear.

“Yes, just like that, Leo. Shit!” You wailed, muffling it by hiding your face into his neck.

“F-fuck! I’m gonna cum!” Leo whispered, groaning as his pace went even faster.

“Yes, cum for me, baby.” You said, sitting up to watch him. Your breasts bounced in time with his thrusts. Leo’s eyes couldn’t help staring at them. To him, you were to the most beautiful person he’s ever met, and he couldn’t help but admire every ounce of your body. He had to admit, though… You still partially wearing that dress was pretty sexy.

Churring, Leo threw his head back in ecstasy, blue eyes squeezing shut, and hips slamming into yours as he released all of his seed inside of you. He didn’t stop moving, determined through his pleasurable haze to get you to nirvana, which was your intention in the first place.

Leo quickly sat up and silenced your last moan with a kiss. Your dainty hands held onto his shoulder as your core tightened and let all of your juices go.

You two separated, panting. Leo opened his mouth to say something when…

Knock! Knock!

The door cracked open. Both stared at it with looks of horror. SHIT!

“(Y/n)?” You heard your dad call out.

“Ugh, (F/n), don’t bother her! She’s probably asleep!” Your mom said. Your dad paused, and you could see that he wasn’t peering into your room. 

“Oh… alright.” The door was shut in seconds.

You huffed out a sigh of relief, thanking your mom inside your head. Leo let out a small chuckle, placing his face between your breasts.

“That was a rush…” Leo whispered.

“Uh-huh.” You said.

You felt him grin against you. “We should do this again, but not anytime soon.”

A small laugh escaped you. “Yeah…”

At least you guys kept quiet.

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All verse crossover part 3

Rise!Leo, taps mic: My turtle brothers. From Raphies, to Donnies, to Mikeys.

Rise!Leo: Aprils to Caseys...

Rise!Leo: last but not least. (Y/N)s~ *wink, finger gun*

All (Y/N)s: *giggles/wave*

Other Leos:

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Hey so how do you think bayverse leo would deal with having a s/o where they tend to get asked out by human’s a lot and s/o says no confidently every time and usually the human’s leave s/o alone nicely. Also flip side whenever s/o is talking about Leo casually, s/o is like gushing over how awesome their boyfriend is. And also how They don’t really meet any human men who act like him. His personality is extremely rare. S/o has a type and it’s not common. Maybe their standards are too high but they got lucky to find Leo?

High Standards

Leonardo x Reader 🧡

Listen in with me! ↠ⁿᵉˣᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ↺ ʳᵉᵖᵉᵃᵗ ⊜ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ

Warnings: They/them pronouns, fluff, not proofread.

A/N: Ur literally so real for this. I think Leo definitely has a more rare personality.

"Dammit I forgot my lunch..." Your coworker muttered as she dug through her bag. Looking over you offered up one of your sandwiches. "You can have my other sand which if you want. Leo made them for me." You said and your coworker gave you a look of gratitude before grabbing the sandwhich and digging in. "Holy shit. This is actually so good, what the fuck?" She said, looking up at you and you giggled, sipping your drink. "Oh yeah. Leo's a wonderful chef. He's always trying new recipes with Mikey. It's super cute. His food is always so good, I can never get enough of it". You beamed, taking another bite. "You always talk about that man, swear to god. You two need to get married already". She said with a roll of her eyes but she smiled none the less. You giggled again, face heating up. "Oh please, trust me. I'd marry that man in a heartbeat if he asked me. He's definitely one of a kind. I don't meet many other individuals with his personality." You said casually, finishing your lunch and shrugging your shoulders. "I know. You constantly turn down anybody pining after you. Your standards are so damn high". She muttered.

"Well I deserve nothing but the best and Leo does exactly that. I'm so lucky to have him". You cooed with a lovesick smile. The door rang as a customer walked in. "Hello! What can I get for you today?". You asked before taking the man's order. He rattled off the ingredients for his coffee and you cashed him out as your coworker began to make it. "Say uh, whats your name?" He asked and you looked up. "(Y/N). Why?" You asked, tone suspicious. "Just wanted to know the name of the individual I was gonna take to dinner tonight." He said with a wink. You couldn't help but laugh, mouth behind your face. "Oh you're cute. No". You said gently but firmly. The man blinked at you, surprised. "Why not?" He asked and you grinned. "I'm taken by a wonderful young man". You said, giggling as you fiddled with the necklace that always hung around your neck, a golden chain with a brilliant blue sapphire. "Bet I could treat you better..." The man purred, leaning in.

"Highly doubt you could," your coworkers voice came as she slammed the hot coffee in front of the man, startling him. "They got standards so high you'd need professional climbing gear to scale them". She said, looking at you with a grin and the two of you giggled. The man rolled his eyes in anger before snatching his coffee up and sulking off and out of the store. "Seriously babes, I know you said Leo was a rather private man but I've got to meet this dude one day". She said with a quirked eyebrow and you hummed. "I'll talk to him about it."

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You were greeted with a chorus of noises as you entered the lair. Mikey had taken Raph's sai and was now being chased while Donnie attempted to scold them. April and Master Splinter were quietly speaking over tea and Leo... Wait where's Leo? You thought. You glanced around for him before creeping to his room. "Baby?" You said softly before opening the door. You slunk inside, closing the door behind you. Leo was on his bed, book in hand and under a blanket. "Seems like your brothers are at it again". You mused, smiling softly as you approached him. "They always are." He sighed, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you close to him, head resting on your stomach. "Got your coffee," you murmured and Leo eyes the cup before gently grabbing it and happily taking a sip. "Good as always, blossom". He muttered before dragging you down into bed with him, you kicking your shoes off as he did.

"My coworker wants to meet you". You said and you chuckled when he groaned. "This is the eighth time she's asked". He grumbled, burying his snout into your neck. You laughed and kissed his head. "Yeah she had to come to my rescue after some guy asked for my number, teasing my high standards." You said, nails drawing patterns on his shell. Leo sighed and looked back up at you. "Do you ever wish I was human?" He asked suddenly and you raised your eyebrows in surprise and curiosity. "Not really. I don't really care if you're a mutant or a human". You answered and Leo grumbled, setting his coffee down before burrowing himself into you. "Why do you wish to know, beloved?" You asked, gently picking at the knot in his mask to pull it off. He let you, relaxing into your touch as you rubbed his neck and shoulders. "I don't know... So many humans seem to fawn over you. Sometimes I wonder what you see in me". He confessed.

"Leonardo I fell in love with you because you treat me well. Because you're kind-hearted and a gentleman. Because you love with your whole heart and do your best to protect those you love". You said, thumb brushing against his cheek bones. "Leonardo you're everything I want and more." Leo placed his hands down to lift himself, hovering over you and staring into your eyes. "I love you so much," he whispered before kissing you gently. You hummed and kissed him back, hand moving to cup his face. "I love you too, darling".

A crash was heard from the living room along with the sounds of Raph's shouting and Mikey's feral giggle. "You should probably go deal with them." You mused, Leo groaning as he begrudgingly pulled himself out of bed. "You're probably right." He replied and you drug yourself up to go follow him. You couldn't help but watch in amusement as Leo mothered his younger siblings. At some point Leo came back, grumbling about how they were such children. "You'd make a good dad, you know". You murmured, splaying your hands on his plastron. Leo looked at you in shock and you looked away, flustered but Leo just grabbed your face and kissed you. "I think you'd be a good parent too". He said softly and the two of you just stood there looking at each other with utter adoration.

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All verse crossover part 4

The (Y/N)s: *chatting with each other*

2012!(Y/N): your Leo got some strange charm and humour. But I like him.

*Other (Y/N)s agrees*

Rise!(Y/N): yea he's really something isn't he? What about your Leo? Anything special bout him?

2007!(Y/N): eh except adapted Tarzan lifestyle for almost two an half year and was used as a battery I'll say he's cool.

All:

Rise!(Y/N): oookay.. What about yours?

2003!(Y/N): oh, mine once turned into a dragon.

All:

Rise!(Y/N): oh wow! I wonder how others would react to that. Yours, other (Y/N)?

Bayverse!(Y/N): huh? Oh, he's uhh...

2012!(Y/N): that bad?

Bayverse!(Y/N): what? No, no. He's um well.. *looks at Bayverse!Leo*

*Other (Y/N)s follows*

Bayverse!Leo:

(Y/N)s: oh damn-/ whooh sir- *fanning themselves*/ *blink guy meme*/ lucky you.

Bayverse!(Y/N), nodding: yea.

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Bay Turtle Kisses 💋

Thank you for requesting this @akesdraws-blog it was so cute and fun.

Warnings: giving the turtles the smootches they deserve!

Leo:

Hear me out

HEAR ME OUT

Neck kisses

And not just the sexual kind no no.

Leo's a tall dude, even if he's not the tallest, he's still large. And you probably still have to reach up on your tippy toes to hug him. And because of that, the easiest place for you to place kisses was his collarbone and neck.

Knees: gone

It's just such a strange and sensitive place and he loves how intimate it is

He's gotten forehead and cheek kisses from his brothers and April, but your kisses are more personal and he can't get enough of them

He was terrified to kiss your neck for the first time, but he couldn't stop staring and it was eating away at his brain. He needed to know how smooth the skin was, how potent your scent would be.

It was date night at your place, you were watching a movie, wrapped up in a thick blanket, sitting in between his legs.

He had a perfect view of the back of your head and the side of your neck. Even more so when you moved your hair to the side because you thought it was bothering it.

It was but in a different way

He couldn't help himself, he leaned in, taking a moment to appreciate how your perfume, body wash and natural scent mixed before kissing the juncture where your shoulder and neck met.

He pulled away, not wanting to overstep, but stopped when your arm came up, pushing his head back to your neck.

At your small, "more, please," He was sure his heart had stopped

Game on.

Mikey:

Nose kisses

His favorite is when you both make eye contact, doesn't matter where or how far apart you are, and he licks his lips and keeps -purposefully- glancing down at your lips.

So you start to lean in, and he takes your face in your hands, tilting tour head, moving extra slow to build momentum....and then places a sweet kiss to the tip of your nose.

Then he pulls back, going back to whatever he was doing, trying not to laugh at your mad face

You make the cutest face when he does this, you try and make a mad face but your cheeks are red, eyes crinkled from laughed and fighting a smile.

He laughs, and plants kisses all over your face, leaving your lips for last.

One of his favorite pranks is when you're sitting at the dining table for a meal, he makes eye contact, licks his lips, then stands from his chair, leaning across the table with puckered lips.

You lean forward, giggling and mumbling something about how 'he can't even wait five minutes for another kiss'

And then.....he leans down and takes the straw of your drink into his mouth and happily sipps whatever is in the cup.

Then he sits back and resumes his meal, ignoring how you kick his shin under the table.

Donnie:

Any kissing that can involve him rubbing his nose on you <3

He just can't get enough of you and sometimes just a simple kiss isn't enough, so he'll rub your noses together and then kiss you

He likes coming up behind you and bending down (literally almost in half) and wrapping his noddle arms around you and nuzzling your neck until you turn around and he can get a little smooch

He also nuzzles your cheek, he'll start at your jaw, work his way up your cheek and cheekbone, and then stop at your nose.

And YES, he is chirping the whole time

Secret hint: is you want Donnie to fall head over heels for you, come up behind him while he's working and hug his shoulders, rub his chest and arms while nuzzling his neck

Raph:

Raph doesn't necessarily have a favorite, but he loves kissing you in places where you have something he doesn't

For example, ears -its a bit weird but just listen- he doesn't have them and thinks they're so cute

So when yall are snuggling and kissing, he'll start at your jaw and kiss his way to your ears, kissing just under it, behind it, then a flurry of little kisses on the lobes

If he's feeling a bit playful he might even give a small nip and tug (nothing that would hurt of course, just something to make you gasp or giggle)

Also, eyelids, and yes I know he had eyelids, but not like yours! He doesn't have eyelashes, so he uses the kisses as an excuse to get a closer look at you

He'll get right up in your face and just stare before kissing your eyelids.

Normally he does it as you guys are going to bed, he uses it to make you close your eyes for sleep.

And finally, hands! You have so many fingers and he just feels deep down that he needs to kiss all of them. Along with your palm, knuckles, the back of your hand and your wrists.

Your hands are just so dainty and small to him, and he can't get enough of them.

He can't get enough of you <3

tags: @thelaundrybitch @turtle-babe83 @mysticboombox @strawberrycakeblog

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prompt: the boys find out that their s/o snorts when they laugh

tag(s)/warnings: GN reader, suggestive comments/themes/jokes, vv fluffy

requests: open

authors note at the end for readers!! stay tuned :D

Leonardo:

he’s trimming his bonsai (you know how much he treasures them)

he’s slightly humming “boy’s a liar too

you’re reading a book whilst in the dojo

the dojo is quiet except for the calculated snips

you decided to save the next chapter of your book for later, so you quietly go on your phone

until you see a cute couples date idea on your ‘for you’ page

“hey, leo?”

you didn’t expect your voice to come off as wayy louder than intended

and neither did your boyfriend

the blue-masked ninja jumps at the unexpected noise

so much so that he knocks his bonsai over

his heart stops and he swiftly dove to the floor and scrambled to juggle the plant before finally catching it

he wipes his forehead and breathes a loud sigh of relief

however, you’re laughing your literal ass off

never have you seen him so visibly stressed

you were convinced he was gonna have a heart attack

hunched over and gripping your own sides, you’re hollering

and out comes snorts while you laugh

but as soon as you realize you’re snorting, you put a hand to your mouth

as you blink in embarrassment and security,

leo smiles over at you in adoration

with those criminal cute dimples too

“what was tha-?”

“you heard nothing.”

“babe, I know what I heard.”

you look away in pure embarrassment, heavily avoiding eye contact

“I know it’s weird-“

he’s now visibly confused

like wtf??? wdym ‘weird’??

he thought, if anything, that he’s the weird one

considering he’s a mutant turtle

“how is that gorgeous laugh weird?”

you’re about to respond when you pause

your cheeks grow warm

“what-“

“you heard me.”

and he’s giving you that little coy yet sincere smile of his

“you should laugh like that more often, princess.”

your jaw has dropped

he takes a few steps towards you

and he gently holds your chin, lifting it so that you look up at him

eye contact (l o r d)

“I like that raw beauty.”

you sink into your seat, oh my god

he chuckles softly and pecks your lips with a kiss before walking out of the dojo

you’re stunned.

and why are you turned on-

Raphael:

so we all know raph

and he is the biggest “gym rat”

( no offense to master splinter )

and you guys know those squats that you do with weights???

yeah, well, raph wanted to try those out today

and so he did

but it didn’t go by unnoticed

you were spotting raph (gym term) when mikey passed by

and my god, does mikey always have something to say

right as raph was mid-squat

“nice ass-popping, raph”

you

you LOST IT

in tears laughing

mikey instantly fled from the scene

the look on raphael’s face just made it so much better

and so did it make you laugh much harder

thus, you began to laugh your “real laugh”

snort after snort surrounded your laughter

uncontrollably snort-laughing

“ya got the hiccups there?”

and just as quickly as he mentioned it, you were just as quick to stop it

you stood from your seat and your brows furrowed together

he knew that look

that was when he knew he was screwed

and off you went, grabbing your things and ready to head up go the surface and back home for the night

he strides after you, reaching out for your arm

but you pull it back before he can get the chance

“babe, what’s wro-“

you stop briefly outside of the lair’s entrance, tears pricking at your eyes

you feel the droplets on your lashes, and you can’t look at him

so, he stands in front of you

and his heart stings

“I feel like a pig,” you cough slightly as you begin to cry

raph’s expression instantly softens

“baby… yer speakin’ nonsense.”

he gently takes your hand in his big, rough and calloused one

“everyone always says that when they hear my real laugh.”

your pout quivers as your lips do so, your shoulders shaking slightly as you cry

you move to cover your mouth and half of your face with your other hand as you cry

but he stops you

and he carefully places it on his cheek

and his left hand rests on your cheek too

“raphae-“

“I love ev’rythin’ about ya. sweet cheeks, look at me.”

your gaze flickers to meet his amber eyes

“you could have a million laughs… but this one right here? jesus, that one’s my favorite. now that’s for sure.”

you get on your toes and desperately hug your much-taller boyfriend

now this is one of the reasons he’s the love of your life

“I love you, raphie.”

“I love you too, sweetheart.”

Donatello:

that’s it

he’s convinced you are 110% his soulmate

and here he thought that he had the worst and dorkiest laugh

this snort-laugh of yours occurred when donnie had accidentally taken a sip of scorchingly-hot coffee

he was sleep deprived

thus, he forgot how hot coffee could be

directly after pouring it

and you weren’t quick enough to stop him

so you snort laugh, stomping a little as you throw your head back in your chair

he used to hate his own laugh that involved tons of snorting sounds

but now you’ve effortlessly convinced him that it’s the best laugh in the entire universe

“what was that?”

donnie’s got the biggest and most goofiest grin on his face

“I can explain-“

his grin expands

“yeah, huh? give me another demonstration, darling.”

you shake your head in disagreement

just as you open your mouth to further reply, he continues

“oh, I bet I can out-snort you, jellybean.”

a wicked grin plastered on his face

and a mirroring grin begins to grow on yours too

“how much are we talkin’?”

“un-licked poptarts.”

“annddd?”

“annddd I’ll have to be out of the lab for a week.”

woah

this dude was serious

“deal. pleasure doing business with you, an-“

“nuh uh, no stalling. let’s hear it, you first.”

donnie gestured towards you to start off the competition

you give a purposely-snarky little laugh, snorting near the end

your boyfriend gives a nod of approval

“very cute, might be hard to beat.”

then he gives it a go

“such a rookie”

he shoots such a devastatingly-cute yet playful grin over at you

he then cracks his knuckles

“game on.”

and so now this just sparks your competitive side

you two spend the next 15 minutes just going back and forth

and those passing by right outside of the lab are so confused

“what the hell’s going on in there-”

Michelangelo:

thank god he’s a comedian

you’ve giggled countless times around mikey and towards his jokes

he’s a funny one

indefinitely getting giggles and chuckles straight out of you

but your actual laugh???

it had yet to be unleashed

until today

your boyfriend’s trying to show you how to get creative with your art

lately, you’ve been out of the zone

and who better than than the master of creativity himself to help you out of your art block?

so here you are in the sewers, spray painting on the walls

“angelcakes, you’re too stiff! you gotta relax, chillll”

“but I’m trying!”

he moves to stand directly behind you, covering your eyes with the tails of his mask, his hands over them as well

“what’re you doing?”

“just spray with your eyes closed and move, babes.”

you inhale and then exhale

with a few movements here and there, you decide to start off small until you could hopefully gain inspiration from there

instead, all you got was a surprise

“IS THAT A PENIS?”

apparently, you accidentally drew one

mikey yelped, falling to the floor as he banged his fist against it in fits of laughter

he had the humor of a middle-school boy

and so did you

top tier comedy imo

you kneeled down to the floor beside him

clapping your hands, you feel yourself losing control of your body

and that accounts and goes for your laugh too

least expecting it, you begin to snort as you uncontrollably laugh

some squeals in there too as you try to regain your composure

he laughs harder, pointing at you

you nearly feel the insecurity start to seep in

that is until you hear him go “awee!”

and your heart melts

but not as much as his has

“you like my snorting??”

“who wouldn’t?! it’s the cuuutest thing ever, baby!”

you swore that you fell deeper in love with this man

somehow

you both just sit there in those sewers

laughing over an accidental penis drawing

and continuing to laugh like a couple of fools

lovesick fools

author’s note: hello, everyone!! glad to be back! I’ve been on hiatus recently, but I hope to be more active and produce more fanfics and headcanons for you guys :) I am currently open to requests, so please send them my way! and don’t limit yourself, you can send as manyyyy requests as you want!! please leave comments and stuff, they fuel my motivation and validation tbh 🫶 thank you for reading, thrilled to be back!!

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MEEEEE

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how delusional are you???"

me:

"I'll protect you"

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MEEEEE

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how delusional are you???"

me:

"I'll protect you"

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Happy Valentines Day!

Don’t ask what’s with the pose, I was just swooning over the idea of Leo holding your face and thinking about how adorable you look, completely unaware that you have a big phat crush on him or something

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Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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のﾚﾘﾶｱﾉᄃ 丂乇ﾒ 

Pairing: Leo/fem!Reader Rating: Explicit Contents: Leo gets injured during patrol and he gets in the mood for some love making time Warnings: 18+, mdni, brief mention of blood from a wound, hickeys, creampies, unprotected p in v (wrap it up peeps) Wordcount: 4,139 Sentence Prompt: # 14 + 67

𝕊𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕥𝕤

Notes: Wow, this one actually took quite some time to finish, and I’m surprised by the word count. I believe this might be the post with the highest word count I have so far!

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For bayverse turtles head cannons could you do their kinks, like top 3 or top 5 kinks please if you’re comfortable with that? Also love you and your work! 🥰🥰🥰

Long time no see haha I appreciate your patience with me for all this time but here are some of my ideas for them...

I kept most of these gender neutral but there are a few that are gendered a bit more for a female s/o

Warnings: NSFW 18+ ONLY

Leo:

Voyeurism- consensually of course - Leo loves watching you touch yourself, plain and simple. Especially when the two of you first started being intimate. It showed him all the ways you like to be touched, showed him what feels the best to you. The further the two of you go into your relationship, it turns more into him simply loving the way pleasure looks on you. It doesn’t matter if you use your hands or a toy, he loves watching you get yourself ready for him.  

Tantric Sex - He loves intimacy, and he sees sex as a way of really feeling close to you. And yeah sometimes he needs the relief that a good fuck can give, there are nights when he just wants to feel you. To have you wrapped around him, arms looped around his neck to pull him closer  telling him of your adoration for him and him telling you the same. The journey for him can be as satisfying as the destination. 

Edging - This can go both ways for him, he loves both bringing you to brink before denying you, only to continue building you up before he finally makes you cum. But he also loves to do the same to himself, mostly by pleasing you. Whether it’s with his hand or mouth, you’ll notice him slowly stroke himself, never fully giving into his own pleasure until he absolutely can’t take it anymore. He loves to make that high even more intense when he finally chases it.

Bondage - This guy loves control. He also loves this because it shows how much trust you put in him. He sees it as its own unique form of intimacy, to allow him to tie your wrists above your head and to know that he wouldn’t do anything but please you. Afterwards, he always feels closer to you knowing how deep the trust runs between the two of you.

Heels - I’ve always thought he is a fan of legs. Doesn’t matter how thick or thin, short or long, he loves legs. Which is part of the reason he loves to see you in heels so much. They just bring out your legs in a way that drives this poor guy insane. He also secretly loves the sound of heels against the floor

Raph:

Biting/Giving Hickies - He is obsessed with seeing anything on you that marks you as his. He may not be able to be beside you at all times to keep others away, but a nice hickey on the side of your neck would work just fine. He's possessive

Spanking - Because he is an ass man, expect him to be touching the butt, a lot. He loves watching it jiggle after he smacks it and to feel how soft you are under his hands. He may also spank the kitty, if you're down with that of course…

Degradation - This will only happen to the extent that you allow it. Though he would never make fun of your body or anything like that. He loves to call you 'his whore' while he's fucking you so good the only thing you can do is agree (there are also times when he would ask for you to say it yourself).

Thigh-fucking - I'm not gonna lie, this man has an obsession with thick thighs. I'm talking cellulite and stretch marks. He loves all of it. This would be used mostly when the two of you start having sex, because let's be real this guy is PACKING so it'll be best to take things slow. He'll lift your legs up to his shoulders, and you'll cross your ankles together and just watch him get off, bonus points if you tell him how sexy he looks while he does it.

Facials - This one can go along with his obsession with giving you hickies, though this one obvisouly is much more private. He just loves the visual of it all, ya know? Staking his claim, basically. He's a possessive guy, and he tries to tone it down outside the bedroom, but he allows it to come through HEAVILY behind closed doors, and this is one of his favorite ways, by having you on your knees in front of him, his cum traced across your mouth ........

Donnie:

Sex Toys - This can span all the way from vibrators to restraints even, when he has the time to go all out with you he will absoluately take advantage of that if you're down. One of his favorites is to use a vibrator on your clit while he fucks you slow, so slow that it drives you isane, but believe that he'll have you taken care of multiple times before the night is over

Overstimulation - So this can go hand in hand with the passage above, he wants to see how much you can take, and all four of them were blessed with a high sex drive, he can go as many times as you need him to honestly. He loves the nights that leave you in a trembling mess underneath him, your nails digging into his skin with tightly you're holding onto him. It also secretly brings a swelling pride to his chest to know that he's capable of bringing you there

Phone Sex/Nudes - Let's be real this guy gets busy; there are times where he can't see you in person but trust that he won't let that complicate things too much; he loves to hear you say the filthy things you want him to do next time he's with you as he strokes himself, legs spread wide. If you were also comfortable with sending him pictures he would be ALL over that; even has a seperate folder for them that is heavily locked down

Thigh riding - Imagine sitting on his lap in his desk chair, kissing him as his hands roam up and down your body before they land on your hips, guiding them back and forth but not allowing you to go any faster than he wants you to, all the while he's whispering all the things he wants to do to you while you whimper into his ear, pressure building up higher and higher; yeah, he's a fan of this one

Choking - He'll usually only do this when his focus is completely on you, one hand between your legs while the other is squeezing the sides of your throat. Breath play can intensify an orgasm, and he loves watching it race through you even stronger. There are even times when he's alone that he'll do this for himself but you don't find that out unitl later

Mikey:

Praise - This can go either way for him, honestly. He loves to praise you but loves even more to be praised himself. He needs to know how good he's making you feel, and for you to vocalize that to him would only make him want to go even harder. Complimenting his body especially would drive him insane.

Begging - OOOO boy, this one kills him. He loves hearing you ask for what you want, it helps him feel much more confident in whatever it is the two of you do knowing just how badly you need it; also to hear the person he loves beg him to touch them, kiss them, fuck them, it drives him absolutely inSANE

Massages - His love language is touch, so being able to run his hands over your skin is quite possibly his favorite thing to do anyways, but having you laid out before him, whining the longe rhe goes on, though the both of you know he won't be able to deny you for long...

Face-Sitting - This one I feel a bit self explanatory, this guy is a munch, any possible way you let him eat you out he's going to go for it

Semi-public - A secret part of him loves watching you try to stay quiet even when your on the brink of your orgasm. He also enjoys the risk that's involved with possibly getting caught in the act especially when your legs are on his shoulders and all you can do is whisper broken up words begging him to go harder ahdkashdkjaskdfskj

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ruin|k.tsukishima

CW: DEGRADING, SQUIRTING, OVERSTIMULATION, CHOKING, FINGERING, HAIR PULLING

third year kei who’s become so much more confident in himself, especially now that he has a girlfriend.

now that he has you.

but that confidence in himself, leads to cockiness in the bedroom.

god he’s so cocky, degrading you for taking him like such a slut, and praising himself for how good he is making you cum this much.

“sucha messy little bitch, hm? my cock too big for you, my little slut?”

he’s got his large hand squeezing your throat, his slender fingers digging into your skin as he pushes your back against chest, cock torturing your cervix.

he knows just how to bend you so you’ll make a mess everywhere, he knows just where your limit is, and precisely where to hit the curve of his cock that gets you to squirt.

he loves pulling out and pushing you down into his pillow, ass up so he could watch the mess drool from your sensitive cunt.

you’d forgotten how long you were going at it, but you definitely came more than once.

he slid his long finger across your soaked cunt, pulling you apart to watch all the white paint your walls, thinking you looked so fucking beautiful devouring his mess too. 

but he wouldn’t tell you that.

“looks like you have enough room for more, that right, brat?”

he shoved two lengthy digits inside of you, fucking the mess deeper into your cunt.

“lets make some room then, no?”

he pistoned and curled and fingers into your needy cunt.

still so surprisingly needy after he thought he had already fucked you out.

he pulled out, lifting himself up and wasting no time before shoving his full length again, feeling your walls suck him more than ever.

he let out a hiss while he grabbed a fistful of your hair, now fucking you at an unforgivable pace as he watched your ass ripple on impact of his pelvis.

you screamed and begged, you squirmed and gripped at the sheets, you trembled and drooled, and he fucking loved that.

his favorite thing was seeing how much you could really take.

seeing how you came undone, how messy you really got.

he loved continuing to fuck you after you’d both cum, still fucking it into you, feeling how full you were with his mess and yours coating his sickening length.

you felt so tight, so warm, he could just keep fucking you and fucking you.

you were so soft and he loved ruining that.

once he felt you clench around him again, he knew this was it.

he had already fucked so much out of you, he knew what happened if he fucked you after you’d already cum.

so he flipped you over, so fast you could barely comprehend, you now on your back as he rut into you.

his intimidating golden eyes locked with yours, brimming with tears, as he overstimulated your cunt.

his large hand reached down to pinch and circle your clit, while he angled his hips just perfectly to curve against that spot inside your cunt that made you scream.

that made you tremble, and scratch at his arm.

that made you-

he pulled out just in time, watching all that creamy white drip from your cunt, and feeling you squirt all over his stomach.

he loves how perfectly he could time it, he knew you so well.

he shoved his fingers back in, curling them against the roof of your cunt, you clenching so hard around him again as he forced you to squirt until you couldn’t, such a mess pouring and pruning his big hand.

he stopped, feeling you’d finally had enough, maybe.

your body trembled so violently, your cheeks were incredibly red, eyes and cheeks stained with tears, you’d forgotten to take off your mascara as it ran with it.

your legs clenched together now, and your lips trembled.

full of lust, this sight drove him crazy, you looking so miserable, scared, braindead and fucked out like this.

full of love, he decided it was time to stop, give aftercare, and drop this act to show how much he really did love you.