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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine
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im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock
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hey sorry i didnt text you back for 2 weeks i just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. anyways whats up
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stop asking me how everything is going, i don’t know i’ve been ignoring it
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Danny DeVito, Winona Ryder & Courtney Love
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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"what was your first _____" "when you were a kid what did you _____" "how old were you when ______" i don't knowwwww i don't knowwwwwwwwwww i can't rememberrrrrrrrr
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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all
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