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T-Thanks B-Beth..

I wish I could too, I-I mean maybe I could figure out a w-way.. But that would t-take so many years.. decades even..

Took this while in space today, f-fucking lucky I d-didn't get too close to it..

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Took this while in space today, f-fucking lucky I d-didn't get too close to it..

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OH shit that does make me and Z dad's..

Well.. I-I guess t-that's exciting..

OMGOMGWHATIMAFUCKINGDADAGAINYEAHHH

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

[c-167rick]

No problem b-bud.

It's nice to meet you too.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

[c-167rick]

What's up b-buddyy!

I'm Val's OG Rick, so I don't l-live with them like.. some people.. although i am over here all the time so i almost practically live here..

You can just call me Rick, I-I can set up some safety protocols for you if you need them. cant believe a morty like you would have gotten in so much trouble..

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

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You sure?

*He sits down next to Val, making sure to move reallllyy close to them so they are now stuck in between him and Z.*

Why's your face all red then, hmm?

Because your fucking jealous..?

*He places a hand on Val's thigh as Z snickers, trying to hold back his laugh.*

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

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Yeah sure...

You're just jealous that we're getting touchy with Val, not you.

*He crosses his arms.*

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

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How are you feeling Z?

*His eyes never left the Evil Rick, even as he spoke.*

Guess your fucking lucky this dickweed even wanted to bring you back..

I mean, he didn't fucking want to, pretty sure it was because of Val being a blind IDIOT and caring about this bastard somehow.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

[c-167rick]

*He looks down at Val in his arms, then back to the other Rick.*

Fuck...

Fine.

Don't fucking try ANYTHING. You got that?

When we get back I'm making sure if I need to I can kill you in a god damn second, I can. Pick up Z, CAREFULY, and fucking revive him when we get back.

i dont know what val sees in you.

*He pulls out his portal gun, opening a portal without a second thought.*

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

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*He shakes his head, pulling Val off of him.*

I don't know what your thinking but I don't want you fucking bleeding to death. We're fucking going home.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

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*He glares at them hugging.*

Val, get off of him so I can blow his brains out.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

[c-167rick]

Z...

*He stares at Z for a few moments before he decides to use his other arms he had, pulling Z away while another arm going to grab the other, Evil, Rick.*

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

[c-167rick]

Oh yeah, use the wall like a goddamn PUSSY!

*He takes a few more shots at him, before actually hitting one of his arms.*

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

[c-167rick]

*As soon as he starts shooting the lasers, he runs towards the Evil Rick, trying to shoot his arms while almost effortlessly dodging the lasers.*

TRY AND KILL ME YOU ASSHOLE!

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

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Oh wow... what a fucking villain cliché..

*He stares at his arms, which once he notices them spinning he takes out his gun.*

I'M READY TO BEAT YOUR ASS YOU CUNT!

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

[c-167rick]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

GET THE FUCK BACK Z

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?? THERES LIKE 5 OF THEM IN HERE!

@anotherc137rick .... we may be fucked.

Ooc// I got lazy so the image is just concept art, I'll make a detailed version later :P

[c-167rick]

Alright, alright.. lets actually go now.

don't get your hopes up to high. i've been with them way longer than you.

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.