Hi! My name's Elizabeth and this is my messy Tumblr page! | she/her | 25 | ~just vibing i guess~
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i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet
Don't feed the trolls
Never give out personal information
Anonymity is the best defense
Don't click suspicious links
Don't click popups and ads
Just because it's written doesn't mean it's true
You are responsible for your own experience
There is porn of everything, act accordingly
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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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writing fanfiction is constantly flipping between "this is a hobby i do for fun its not that serious" and "if this isnt my next greatest hit im going to back flip off the empire state building"
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People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program
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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???
So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"
But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????
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Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.
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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭
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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.
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