'welcome to my twisted mind' but written in neon glitter text
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store
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they're letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they're right to be because no one knows about my spores
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LEGO Skeleton Head in Green Science Jar
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who tf is fronting rn we are being SO precise with this scalpel wtf
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we have yet to manage to sleep were just laying in bed feeling gross
woke up at 9:30 this am and now its noon and im like is it too early for us to take a nap
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live footage of us just bein so fuckin eepy sleeby
woke up at 9:30 this am and now its noon and im like is it too early for us to take a nap
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woke up at 9:30 this am and now its noon and im like is it too early for us to take a nap
#bats bf is gonna leave for work in like a hour and a half and the minute he is gone#we are scarfing lunch and passing tfffffff outtttttt
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me when i win and we cancel last minute bc were dying in real time
me when were waiting for zoom therapy and we should have just cancelled therapy altogether
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me when were waiting for zoom therapy and we should have just cancelled therapy altogether
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oh to be held in your hands like a game boy SP. and to be folded in half, also like a game boy SP
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the body’s bf: is quiet because he is tired from work
our fried ass nervous system: SOMETHINGS WRONG SOMETHINGS WRONG SOMETHINGS WRONG HES UPSET FIX IT SOMETHINGS WRONG DANGER DANGER
#trauma is so fucking ANNOYING#and were trying so hard rn to not make it Obvious were being reactive to his behavior bc hes just tired and its not his fault#he doesnt need to feel bad about it#literally bats was JUST talking to the therapist about how they were often most worried about their dads mood when he was Too Quiet lmao
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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes
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your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all
#its me im the boyfriend#they are asking dex to help contain me but u FOOLS dex let me out in the first place
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