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Splash Frostback Mountain - the DLC we all need! 

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me: okay im gonna speed run inquisition this time and only do important quests !

refugee: my wife is sick dalish widow: templars stole my ring berand: the lady vellina should be here…

me: fuck

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when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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remember how zevran “wasn’t involved” in the inquisition?

what if, every now and then when the inquisitor goes to talk to josie, they pass a figure who quickly pulls up his hood, barely concealing wisps of blond hair that fall across his face

what if, sometimes when the inquisitor finds leliana in her tent in haven, the back of the tent is gently billowing closed, as if someone with the lightest footsteps – so light they barely leave a trace in the snow – had just come and gone

what if the inquisitor occasionally hears sera’s giggles sparkling across the skyhold courtyard, and when they go to investigate they find her wiping tears of laughter from her eyes – with four new leads on nobles who need putting in their place (but they miss the elf whispering in the ear of the blushing bard downstairs)

what if zevran, in other words, was – true to his nature – the best damn informant the inquisitor never met?

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a proper representation of dwarf inquisitors dealing with all this fade nonsense:

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DAI –> Advisors

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The Black Emporium 

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Dragon Age: Orgins: Why have I been in the deep roads for twelve years Dragon Age 2: Why have I killed twelve different bandit leaders in this same warehouse Dragon Age Inquisition: Where am I

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am i the only one who cries like a tittybaby when i think about the fact that the inquisitor i didn’t choose got nuked at the conclave

like, adaar/cadash/lavellan/trevelyan still had every reason to be there. there were spies and noble delegates and leliana hired qunari mercs. they were theeeerree

the same thing happens in DAO with the warden you don’t choose

brosca starves to death in a prison cell while beraht does god knows what to your family to punish you, aeducan is exiled to the deep roads and presumably killed by darkspawn or turned into a broodmother, mahariel gets tainted and dies horribly and painfully from the blight, tabris either gets brutalized and murdered by vaughan or imprisoned (and presumably still brutalized and murdered…), cousland gets slaughtered along with the rest of their family, and surana and amell are probably killed by abominations or become one themselves

no hope or redemption, no friendships, love stories, rivalries. no proving themselves or making their parents proud or just making a spectacle of themselves or or or

whether it’s the warden or the inquisitor i just agonize at character creation because THESE ARE MY CHILDREN AND I AM KILLING THEM /ugly sobbing

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Had your Inquisitor ever been in love before being sent to the conclave?

Where does your Inquisitor go when they need a break from everything?

What is your Inquisitor’s worst memory?

What is your Inquisitor’s most treasured possession?

What makes your Inquisitor laugh?

Does your Inquisitor have any siblings?

Who is the Inquisitor’s closest friend?

Does your Inquisitor need a plan or are they happy to wing it?

How much care does your Inquisitor take with their appearance?

Where did your Inquisitor learn most of their skills and abilities?

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The Sun Always Rises

The commission card for @yuugo

Dragon Age Inquisition | Inquisitor Asala Adaar | Mage The Sun

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I remember why I hate Orlais

Orlasians at Halamshiral at my Qunari Inquisitor:

 “Is that the Inquisitor?”

“An Oxe? It can’t be.”

“It’s not, it’s just someones pet.” 

Me: 

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FIC: List of Inky-things (direct from Sera's journal. NO PEEKING.)

- Scale from the first dragon we fought. WOW, it was big. Kissed her after. Would’ve done more but Cassandra would’ve got grumpy. Made up for it later at camp. Cassandra grumpy at breakfast. - Necklace she made me. All shiny in the sun, sparkles just right sometimes. Dunno what it’s made of. Doesn’t matter. - Box for the necklace. Always empty. - Spoon. Used it to eat whipped cream from the pie we threw at Cullen. Tasted delicious. Shared. - Arrowhead. Ancient elfy. Didn’t want it at first even if it was from her. She kissed me and said I was better at arrows than they ever were. Decided to keep it. Nyah, elfy elves, take that. - Sketchbook and pencils. Love drawing her. Specially her smile. And how her eyes crinkle. And her tits. And her arse. And that spot where she curves just right. Just, all of her, really. - Little stone-carved bee. Wouldn’t tell me where she got it. Made me promise not to chuck it at anyone. I would never. - Funny hat. Matches the one she wears sometimes. We look like right idiots together in them. Perfect. - Flower. Still smells nice. Think she asked Viv to put a spell on it. Don’t even mind. - Candies. Sugared violet flavor. Taste like her when she’s gone. - Ribbon. Shiny gold. Extra from the length she puts in her hair. Wear it like a bracelet. - More things. Count them later. Make me feel all mixed up and squishy when I look at them. Too many. Think maybe I’m too lucky. - Think maybe I love her. Whatever that means. Who knows what it means! - Hate being right sometimes. - …Love being right sometimes. - Love her. Loves me back. Wow.

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Sera's nicknames for a romanced inquisitor

Also Cole-Sera banter gives the reason behind each one

Inky – “Short and little, but darkness inside. Making a mark and you are the light”

Buckles – “Serious, somber, strapped for battle. But they come off, and it’s soft underneath”

Shiny – “Shimmering, glistening. Like a sweat soaked smile”

Teetness – “Tart, sweet. Tiny, between. Candy that makes you sick, but you can’t stop eating”

Tadwinks – “A game or a frog. Swimming, playful. Wrapped around and joyous”

Honey Tongue – “Sweet, smokey. Always the chance of a sting”

And of course Sera thinks Cole’s explaination completely ruins the nicknames

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Just a little bit of winter-themed feelzful stuff with the Dragon Age: Inquisition squad (the Inquisitor is unspecified). Song by Phil Collins.

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Bates Motel / Psycho