26. they/it. Fish fear me, women want to force me to be their dog, men wont stop trying to steal my sourdough starter. likes and follows from another blog. your aprox age needs to be somehow on your page or i Will block you.
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ok i get it. im funny. please check out the boobies i sent i prommy its worth it TT.
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[skyrim guard voice] i heard kendrick lamar murdered drake… with his voice! shouted him apart!
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feeling a bit insecure so ykw. shout out to all the disabled kinky ppl out there!!
♡ disabled subs who need pillows or braces for joint support during sex <3
♡ disabled doms who rely more on verbal commands/general words than physical punishment bc of muscle weakness <3
♡ disabled kinksters who have to put a hold on aspects of kink bc their body is in too much of a flare up to cause additional damage <3
♡ disabled doms who rely on toys to avoid a flare up <3
♡ disabled ppl who need their disability prioritized during aftercare so they don’t end up in an energy deficit for days <3
♡ disabled ppl who prioritize their comfort and use mobility aides during/after sex how they need to in order to feel GOOD <33!!!!!
I love u all and im smooching u right on the forehead, your disability makes u no less sexy and worthy of mind blowing sex ♡ ♡ ♡
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if i was in charge of a sleepover we would go roller skating first and i would teach everyone the basics of how to fall without getting injured (itll still hurt sorry) and ill let you keep your balance by holding on to my shoulders so that i can feel when you start to wobble and lower us both gently to the wooden rink floor. and we'll stand up over and over and over again bc thats the most important part.
honestly i didnt really plan the sleepover part of the post i just want to go roller skating. if i wear a crop top will someone go roller skating with me.
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cnc but you have to say your safeword 2x, so you get to experience the beautiful masochistic terror of your safeword being ignored and you can even keep enduring more and begging for mercy but you just have to say it one more time to really make it end
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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.
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ok fine but ive have received so little positive attention that even the most vaguely kind statement stings like warm water on frostbitten hands.
"Praise kink", "reassurance kink", "cuddlefucking", what funny roundabout ways we have created to say we want to be treated with love and affection in intimate moments.
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four is a great number of arms for a girl to have
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im just chilln on the floor now lmao. i wish a dentist would ruin my throat with only their fingers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. i need a(nother) hobby i think. does being an oversharer on a dying microblogging platform count as a hobby.
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if target ever approaches you wringing its hands with simpering promises of two piece tops that fit even the bustiest of bitches remember me and the fact that i can't wear these to anywhere even tho the colors are so so nice. yes im still wearing the cargo shorts its nice and airy. this caption shit is easy just dont worry about sounding sexy at all for any reasonm
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