by-hole-or-by-pole
Shrimple Krill Issue
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25. they/it. Fish fear me, women want to force me to be their dog, men wont stop trying to steal my sourdough starter. likes and follows from another blog. your aprox age needs to be somehow on your page or i Will block you.
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 8 minutes ago
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new tape day ft dirty mirror
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 32 minutes ago
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anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 34 minutes ago
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Saying "must I put a leash on you?" when they keep wandering off in public just to watch them blush and immediately grab my hand to stay close.
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 50 minutes ago
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new belts
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 7 hours ago
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today i offer you…tits and pits
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 8 hours ago
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hey, did you know you can get my robot/human lesbian 18+ comic for free? Here?? yippee!
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 9 hours ago
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I'ms o sorry I was tryhing to listen intently and hang on your every word but that made me stare at your lips and I stopped hearing altogether and need them on me can swe kiss
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 9 hours ago
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[grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you] YOU CAN CALL FAT PEOPLE HOT. I PROMISE. YOU CAN CALL THEM HANDSOME AND PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND SAY YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM. YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP SAYING "wow you look like you give suuchh good hugs" AND "omg i wanna hug you >_<" AND "squishes ur tummy!" YOU CAN HAVE FREAKY SEX WITH FAT PEOPLE.
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 19 hours ago
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the erotic energy of question marks next to someone's head in a sexual situation
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 21 hours ago
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Uhhhhh
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 1 day ago
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cock warming while playing video games or reading >>>>>>>>>>>>
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 1 day ago
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WAKE THE FUCK UP CHUCKLEBITCHES IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL NEOPUSSY TUESDAY
LET'S HEAR IT FOR PUSSY THAT WAS WILLED INTO BEING BY SHEER DETERMINATION
EVERYONE WITH A NEOPUSSY YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART. OTHER PARTS ALSO AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.
PLEASE NOTE THAT CELEBRATING NEOPUSSY TUESDAY IS MANDATORY. NO EXCEPTIONS
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 1 day ago
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rope and photo by me; model @tooprettytolive
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 1 day ago
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“post hole” “post cock” “post feet” shut the fuck up you neanderthals. post your resume and credit score. or mommy won’t call you back for a second round interview.
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 1 day ago
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wow babe ur so prey coded and breedable
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 2 days ago
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dear transsexual kinkster reading this; i love you. with your odd kinks or your complicated identity. i love every single thing about you, specially those things that make you feel like you don’t fit the mold. i love you and you deserve the love you want to give. remember you don’t ever need to partake in a kink you don’t want to partake in because you feel like that’s the only way you’ll be wanted; you are wanted already just as you are. and, as always, never settle for anything or anyone that gives you a feeling you don’t love. keep doing your thing🖤
respectfully, cishets, ageless & minors dni
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by-hole-or-by-pole · 2 days ago
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This dress is fucking stupid but it's really hot
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New Video up on My Fаnsli | Buy Me Gifts
she/It
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