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"id like a hamburger..........................with cheese" well you're getting staples

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it is what it is *throws up blood*

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what kind of plane need 21 pilots

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my dad right after turning the tv on:

ps he has a superpower of waking up when you try to switch the channel or turn the tv off

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*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

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i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost

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talkin to ur crush like

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dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

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me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

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You know how sometimes you see a character and you’re like “okay I know I have a type but jesus c h r i s t”

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i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way

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you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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yeah you cute but you stress me tf out