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me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

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All of them

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Now that Christmas is getting closer and closer, I felt it was time to bring this back

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who was i before sadness and stress

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the signs stressed af

omFG I'M GONNA FUCkiNG DIE GOoodBYE WORLD I'LL SEE Y'ALL IN HELL: taurus, gemini, scorpio

*paces around room for 6129322+ hours*: libra

okay you touch me i'll explode: aries, cancer, leo

uh yeah i'm going to stay under my blankets for the next 7 years so if you'll excuse me: sagittarius, pisces

hehe no i'm fine *screams internally into the void*: virgo, capricorn, aquarius

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Friendly reminder to never give your doggies the following:

Garlic Onions Grapes Raisins Avocado Alcohol Chocolate Apple seeds Cat food Anything with xylitol Fish Corn Coffee Milk and dairy products Chives Nuts Yeast Hops Citrus oil extracts Tea Mushrooms Marijuana (I’m putting this on here because if you’re in possession of marijuana and you own a dog you need to keep it well away from it, also don’t smoke near your dog) Currants Raw eggs Raw meat Cherries Baby food Broccoli Human vitamin supplements containing iron Fat trimmings Nutmeg Prunes Rhubarb Tomato leaves Sugar (In excessive amounts) Salt (In excessive amounts) Shallots Leeks Deli meat Pears Any kind of stone from fruits like peaches and plums (The flesh should be ok for them to eat put the stones can cause a blockage) Bones (If you give them bones only give them ones you have bought from a pet shop and absolutely NO CHICKEN OR COOKED BONES THEY ARE VERY BRITTLE)

That’s all I can think of please add more if I’ve missed any out!

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do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

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Watercolor Art by German Artist Jana Grote

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“you don’t have to wear makeup to be pretty!”

cool cool but how about “you don’t have to be pretty to be a valuable, respected, and important human being”

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My mom’s pumpkin within a period of 1 day

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*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*