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The homies looking submissive and breedable馃ぐ
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Marcille relearning her native language takes a turn
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two good bros hangin out sharin an omelette. really wanted to draw these two + also oliver smoking by inserting the joint into the mic on his receiver
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happy birthday, little brother
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On my summer grind
Reblogs appreciated <3
[This is a digital painting, not a photo]
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After throwing him about a few more times I will care for him tenderly.
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Can u shur up man. Uughhhhh shakes butt /ref
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Finally found a Crown edit I made ages ago that the secret-mach quiz art was partially based on while I was digging for something else in the archives! Enjoy!
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If no one's gonna cook then I will.
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Why's DirectDogMan in my YouTube shorts
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I love love love love love love you!
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Summer's approaching where i live anddd i daydreamed about going to the lake with some of the Dialtown cast so i drew that! :]
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Mini art dump!! Julie and Howdy being buddies and my favorite boy Andy!!
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Shout out to s4 arthur gor his mustache
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Homo Mousike updated species refs + redesigns!
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The Debu didn't get a redesign, more like an updated reference picture but nonetheless, the current Debu lore:
Debu are the most technologically behind out of all 3 sophonts in the homo mousike planet, they are in their stone age and still live in caves. They have recently begun to be sedentary to practice agriculture, and while they don't have metals, they have invented cement, where they will dig/carve out molds to pour it in and create whatever structure they need. They are an immensely successful species that have been sapient for significantly longer than the two Zebrapeople, yet have not moved meaningfully past their stone age, but this technological lag isn't due to a intellectual damper, but a lack of need.
Debu are enourmous, strong, but because their skin is bare and sensitive, so if they they can't beat the daylights out of their attackers, they can just scale cliffsides as dubiously as a mountain goat and create massive caves for themselves for shelter. They are HEINOUSLY well adapted and the only reason they got sapient was because tool use got Debu insane amounts of hoes.
Debu used to be solitary, and they would call to one another like birds and at some point down the line, 1 proto-Debu was getting insane play because he was knocking on shit rhythmically while singing. This led to 2 species-wide realizations: Girls like cool sounds, so if you can make cooler sounds (by making instruments) you get more girls, and If MULTIPLE guys play together in a little band, they collectively get way more girls. These 2 combined brought the species to be communal through "concerts" and sapience through the tool use.
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Zebrapeople are the most technologically advanced, in terms of humans, they're kind of at their ancient Sumerian point in history - meaning technically their world history just started but that's still miles ahead of the Debu.
Zebraelves came from something that kind of filled the niche of monkeys, crawling along land-coral branches like chameleons but became semi-hexapodal when their homes became less forested, to facilitate Stupid Bounce, where they can just jump 3 times their body height straight up to flee either just in general or back up trees when in danger. They have a eusocial social structure where most of the population are nonreproductive worker females, nomadic drones that group into a fraternity and migrate circularly around subcolonies to lay pipe to the reproductive female Queens that are thrice their size.
Their biggest strength, however, lies in their eusocial nature - much like Argentine ants, the entire species is a part of one massive supercolony, meaning the entire species, fascinatingly, does not have wars with one another. Subcolonies do have tensions and general beef, of course, they're not a hivemind, but they're just extremely passive aggressive about things. Their tool use was actually what facilitated this - the Zebraelves were smart before this, and were not just workers in a colony, having much time to play. Any neighboring colonies would fight tooth and nail against eachother, the only truces being over liquor and their dances, where two colonies would temporarily relieve tensions to play and mess around. The intraspecies violence was actually insane to the point that inventing instruments to make larger dances and merge colonies actually became essential to their survival.
Wars with other species is on the table, as hypocritical as that is. Interestingly, they like to siege war on their "cousins" the most.
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The Zebramen evolved from Zebraelves on an island close to the mainland, their eusociality and treedwelling status fading away as they got bigger and bigger. Music was kind of the only thing keeping them together, it was a trait they kept from their eusocial lifestyle for the simple reason that it brought them joy - and so, that little behavior was what kept them from being solitary animals again.
Interestingly, even though they evolved from zebraelves, zebraelves are kind of hardwired to hate zebramen the most - to most zebraelves, zebramen are recognized as a seperate supercolony and there is some instinctual tension. But peace and union between the two species is not rare nor unheard of.
Zebramen have 2 main ethnicities at this time, the black-and-white mainland zebramen, and the hot-pink insular zebramen, located exactly as their names suggest. They are big fans of the razzle dazzle, as when they were without queens and fraternity nomads, their evolution began to skew towards sexual selection, leading to an enjoyment of overly detailed, fancy decor and the bright-pink stripes on the insular Zebramen to this day.
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Time has passed...
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But nothing really change huh
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By no means perfect but I had to get something out for her b-day. TE AMO MICHIFUS!!!!!!! <33333
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