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a comic about a bench

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tall order

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I made my ringtone "A Cruel Angel's Thesis", and now it activates my fight or flight response

I don’t understand people that make their favorite song their alarm/ringtone. to me that’s like making sure I will despise that song forever

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was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

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asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

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actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty then to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do.

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I like to reverse things here are reverse medusa and a reverse centaur

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me carrying a stuffed animal around while being disabled is not "infantilizing disability"

I am an actually disabled person who carries a stuffed animal as comfort bc disability is hard

what's "infantilizing disability" is assuming that just bc I carry a stuffed animal I'm not capable of making decisions for myself. or that having a stuffed animal makes me a less serious, adult person than you are.

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My controversial opinion is that I think chronically ill people should be able to fight one doctor a year

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He's just a lil guy

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(watching hardcore porn) derivative. it insists upon itself. not even a dutch angle could- hold on (cums) sorry. not even a dutch angle could save this trite

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Hellinor says spurs aren’t just for roosters

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my crab cakes bring all the girls to the yard

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Drawing... hard.

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Memory foam? Nah son, my mattress is made out of memory loam. The rich, soft earth that never forgets who has once tread upon it.

I mean yeah I sleep face-down in the dirt. Why do you care.