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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Honestly, yeah. When people think of serial killers, they think of someone like Ted Bundy, but Ted Bundy is nothing compared to everyone in these corrupt medical insurance companies that are keeping it corrupt.
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People should use this text embellishment more
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
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"theres no such thing as stupid questions"
-go back in time
-find the person who said that
-ask them what the dog doin
-return to the present
-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)
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when something cool happens but you cant say anything to anyone so youre just
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:
Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎
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