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hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

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lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

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They'd literally never do it but I think it would be so funny if Korra just became the world's biggest hater in death

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

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i miss everyone

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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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i’ll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing

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Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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youre never alone. bacteria

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Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew