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Shes giving me the cold shoulder and making death threats.

I fear for my life

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i cant play jake holy shit im done im outie

i only did this to mess with miss-tightass-crocker cuz shes my bestie and i wanted to recreated the meenah incident that happened this year 2

double pistols and an ollie outie

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Oh goodness! Now we are talking. Better get my gloves and goggles on.

I guess we all learn to adapt.. Like the great human race! Evolution and all that.

Oh ho. *double pistols and a wink*

I havent heard about that damn cat as well. I like to think since the game is over GCATS services will not be needed anymore and hes gone...Or something. Whatever. Perhaps you'll see him soon enough.

Well, you know me. My name is Jane Crocker and welcome to jackass! Instead of Betty Crocker cake mix, we’ll be baking FROM SCRATCH. What a shock!

Oh no, I’m sorry! There’s nothing to be ashamed of! Come to think of it, when I was first starting out on this site, I had no idea what I was doing either.

Shucks, you think? You’re making me blush, too! Hoo! ://B

Ah yes, GCAT was his name. He hasn’t been around since the game ended, but I do miss him from time to time! He was a troublesome little guy, what with the random teleporting.

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A hi ho to you too miss umbra!

Indeed i am. Everyone has been very nice to me. And i sure hope you perk back up to your usual self even with matters of misfortune being thrown at you! 

Well if you insist but i will not hesitate to worry.

Im all of those no need for the safety me. 

hi ho, jake english!

“getting yoUr chatter on,” i presUme? yoUr company is always a delight, even in the midst of… well, matters right UnfortUnate. bUt let Us not prattle over the dismal and downtrodden! it is not yoUr taste nor mine.

yoU’re doing well? safe? fed? 

i mUst know. UuU

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Cmon Jane you need to live on the edge. Hardcore life style and all that!

...Oh for *FUCKS* sake.

Dare I say as well that you pull one off quiet smashingly as well. But well call me flattered Jane. You have me red right now.

*Loosens collar*

Oh yes GCat was it named right? I havent heard about that cat in a long while.

I’m afraid testing out new recipes is as wild as it gets! I’m pleased to say that the brownies are cool and they taste delicious!

Don’t worry, J! I wouldn’t dare tell anybody, although you did just post it on your blog.

I look forward to the next mustache party, then! :{B Dare I say you know how to pull it off quite well!

Oh dear. I’ve yet to encounter any ferocious cats or dogs, although a cat has saved my life multiple times!

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Nine followers! I am racking them in.

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they’re dancing and jake is a huge dork.

so this has been sitting around for a long time, and i guess i’m just not going to finish it. i’m starting to see a trend here!

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drawing fanart of another fanart 

its just so cute i love it i will finish coloring dirk and roxy later its so late and i need to go to sleep. so enjoy jake and jane for now

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You have to learn to live on the wild side miss crocker!

I suppose. I cheated a bit and googled it so i didnt make a fool of myself. Shhh dont tell anyone though.

Oh well look here im fresh out of mustaches. You win this round crocker with your love for those bloody things among other interests.

Ill give you this one jane but i will not lose next time mark my words!

Ah well dogs are certainly better trust me. There are no ferocious canines on this blooming island.

Oh they’ll be ready any moment now! I can hardly wait! But I’d rather wait than burn my tongue! Hoo hoo!

You’ve figured out how to reply and reblog things! That’s progress already! :B

Also, since when did you have a mustache? I swear that wasn’t there a moment ago. But I suppose if the occasion is appropriate..

There we go!

As for the dogs versus cats argument, I’m not sure where I stand. Both are absolutely adorable, but I own neither!

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Ooooh. Thats just a load of shit right there that ive ever heard of. This website though. The bane of my bloody existence ugh. 

Oh.. Well a pleasure to make your acquaintance anyhow.  Though it seems you already know me so. 

i track my own tag so when people tag me in a post i can see it it comes in handy but whatever sometimes it breaks and itll tell you someone tagged you in something but it wont show it hence being broken

no prob

and i know who you are just so you know im dave strider

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0phiuchus started following you

tyrannoustragedy started following you

catty-applestarted following you

A jolly good evening to the three of you as well!

Damn i sure am popular tonight.

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Thats quite alright.

Jake english at your service.

A pleasure to make your acquaintanceship.

:33 < i didnt understand half of what you just said but hi

:33 < im nepeta!

:33 < nice to m33t you

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Whoa sorry there mate! I dont know what that means but yeah sorry.

Oh well tickled me flattered! Thanks there ace.

I'm jake english!

hey skipper you broke my tag

its cool though ill forgive you for this one since youre new and all and gave such a warm and cozy welcome

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That sounds pretty ace! Aside from waiting of course. I know how terribly boring it becomes to wait for something so appetizing.

Oh you know me and all the high tech technology. All these new doodads and what not sure are a pain in my arse!

Soon enough though I hope.

Speaking of adventures i managed to wrestle one of them double mouthed felines. Blasted things! I really have a dislike for cats of any sort. Vicious things and much to independent. 

 Reasons why dogs are obviously superior. 

I’m doing well, thank you. I just finished up a batch of brownies. All that’s left to do is wait for them to cool!

The site is fairly simple to work after you get the hang of it! But I believe in you! After all, it’s only a mere chore compared to the type of adventuring you do daily! You’ll get it in no time.

Speaking of adventures, have you encountered anything interesting as of late?

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ultimateshippurr started following you

timelessturntablesstarted following you

Hiya there chums.

Welcome to my blog. I will be your skipper for this fabulous cruise liner that isnt actually a cruise liner and is more of a small yacht.

Enjoy your stay none the less.

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Howdy jane!  Im just simply the bees knees so to speak this evening! However this blasted site is certainly a task to maneuver.

None the less how are you fairing tonight?

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Hello, Jake! How are you this evening?

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Golly! 

Im certainly gotten myself into a tight squeeze with this website! 

Hopefully in due time ill be able to tame the beast that is tumblr.