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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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having OCD and 2 cats is not for the weak. every day i worry they’re dying and every day they show me they are in fact, not dying

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people worry so much about being in a 'flop era'.., but do not realise that to a bunny or perhaps a kitty, a 'flop era' is a beautiful thing... #wise #wisdom

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every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT

SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!

ICONIC!!!!

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canon dialogue

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If you're ever feeling like the jingle of the keys on your carabiner is too loud, like you need to tuck it away in your pocket, tell me - would you rid a cat of its meow? A dog of its bark? No? Well, there you go! Let the call of the dyke jingle for all to hear!

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gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

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criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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