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I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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griddlehark sketches

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

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The sixth house is here and owns my entire soul.

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I love how half of Harrow The Ninth was just “you started bleeding profusely from half of your body…the sword judges you from afar”

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i think they should fight nasty style next book. as a treat

prints | comms

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i love transitioning. i love testosterone. i love top surgery. love looking in the mirror and feeling hot enough to take pictures of myself. my femme said i look like a sexy dad on vacation with his wife and kids.

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

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Before hooking up with someone tell them “i’m… kinda weird down there. Like… you know in a lord of the rings type of way” and then refuse to elaborate

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The joke about how when Vi and Jayce combine their efforts and put their hearts and minds together there is literally nothing they can accomplish like they quadruple their incompetence and make every situation worse was funny. However the one timeline in which the Undercity is a near utopian fully habitable society and there is equality for all, and everyone is well adjusted and happy and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts being the one contingent on at the site of their first joint flop Violet fucking dying and Jayce never amounting to anything is DAMNING.

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sesbian lex

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what he does on his spare time

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it just feels right when a librarian is a lesbian. like yea, that's how it's supposed to be