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It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.

Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.

The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?

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moth boyfriend from outerspace

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Don't be so blue

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Brothers Death!

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"Boy, someone oughta stuff you!"

"Sell me short... eh?"

"A Matter of Inches!"

"Hello, Greenhorn!"

"For the Greatest of Ease"

"Old Flappy-Pants-Pappy Himself!"

"A Sail! My Good Man Friday!"

"That's Covering the End Zone!"

Selection of 1930s-40s Munsingwear’s advertisements — Part 4.

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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Kinoko Shibari

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i want him bouncing and moaning in it

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You have a complex relationship with your body and need to keep some/all of your clothes on during sex?

That's okay, what you're wearing looks good on you.

You need to take a lot of breaks doing anything intimate because you're easily overwhelmed?

I understand, I'm just happy to be here with you.

You're on medication that impacts your libido/makes reaching orgasm really difficult?

No pressure, tell me what feels good for you, and if you get frustrated we can do something else together.

Sex isn't going to look the same for everybody and that's fine, that's normal.

Sometimes you don't orgasm, sometimes you need to stop because your mood changes out of nowhere, sometimes you get really self conscious and need accommodations to take your mind off of it.

People are too complex for everybody to go about it the same, just keep doing what feels best for you, regardless of how different it may seem from other people's experiences.

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I miss that small window of time when a decent percentage of monsterfucker tumblr was obsessed with Pennywise. Nowadays finding scary monster clown content is like unearthing a fossil or finding a rare jewel, not nearly enough of it survived the fandom extinction event imo

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Hey dude, I wanted to talk to you. I was changing by you in the locker room, and I couldn't help but notice, uh well, that you're trans. I swear, I wasn't trying to be a creep! But listen, I just want to let you know I support you. No matter what anybody used to think, you're obviously a dude now. But hey, if it's not too weird, I was wondering if, like, you have a dick or not? I saw you have those scars on your chest, and I was just curious. You know, it's cool if you don't. I just, I can't picture what it would be like, a dude. You know, it's all good, but hey, if it's not too much to ask, would you mind showing me? I want to be supportive and learn more about you. Hey, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. I'll go first. It's not that big, but I wouldn't call it small, either. I bet yours is awesome, dude. Just pull down your boxers for a sec. I just want a quick peek. Oh wow, you have a mini dick. It's got a head and everything. And it looks so soft. Can I touch it? I just want to feel it. Damn dude, it twitched when I put my finger on it. No, dude, don't apologize, that's totally normal. You want to see mine? Go ahead. Touch it. See? One little touch, and it's moving around like crazy and getting stiffer. Hey look, yours is getting kinda stiff. You're getting hard, too! That's cool. Yours looks wet, too! Mine gets wet a little before I cum. It tastes kinda salty and bitter. But you definitely smell different than how mine usually smells. Can I get closer? I'm just curious. I want to know the difference between your dick and mine. Mmmmm. You smell nice. Can I lick? Just one small one? Just to compare us, that's all. Ok, here we go. Holy shit bro, you taste good. So much better than mine, for sure. Want to try mine? It's starting to get a little wet, like yours. You can see the clear liquid on the tip. Get your mouth on there. You've gotta get the whole experience. It's only right, since you let me get my mouth all on you. Oh wow, man. Your mouth is so warm. Damn, I wouldn't mind if you keep going. Honestly, you should. You'll get a chance to taste my cum. And then after that, I want to try you again. Your dick looks even harder and wetter than before. And hey, I definitely owe you. You're sucking mine, so it's only fair that I return the favor. I'm your bro now. That's what friends are for.

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Had a very almost erotic experience yesterday. After I finished work and was getting ready to go home, my car wouldn't start. Someone from my auto insurance came to give me a jump and when he opened the cap on my battery it was in a really sorry state to say the least, but he worked at an auto shop that did free vary installations so I went ahead and got a new battery.

I just stayed in my car while I waited because I didn't want to get all my shit and go back in my client's house. When he came back, he had a real time of it trying to even get the battery out due to the corrosion and as he yanked on the wrench the whole car shook and I was in the driver's seat and could almost feel like the car was an extension of myself as he worked in it, the whole thing rocking back and forth, the sound of the wrench clicking, just able to see his body around the hood.

The only thing that prevented it from being truly erotic was the fact that I have a lot of anxiety about interacting with strangers and didn't feel comfortable eroticizing him. Now if it was someone I knew who was giving me looks and smirking as they worked, that would do it for me.

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girls who say ZOMG!!! O_o

a 2000′s internet rave girl who is also an eldritch horror. full of love and glitter 🌈💕

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hey pretty boy, do you want to smoke a joint with me? keep inhaling. hold it.

yknow, I find it weird that your parents still call you a girl when it's so obvious you're not. even the way you press your lips around the joint... you're a guy, you can't help it. it's okay, you can take another hit.

how do you feel? doesn't weed just make you feel okay to be yourself? I know it helped me... the first time I saw myself for who I truly was was when I was high... it's normal. you're used to being so uptight, always pretending to be someone you're not... but the weed helps you put your guard down.

of course you can let your guard down around me, I see you. You're just like me, a desperate boy. I can prove it. You kiss like a boy, you breathe like a boy, you press yourself against me like a boy. Only boys get this desperate.

Don't worry, baby boy, you can smoke with me any time

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its rlly funny that the current crop of content for forcemasc is either inspiring but rather erotically void motivational posters, or just saying "be gross and disgusting and violent" like thats what men are supposed to be.

the real sensual appeal of forcemasc, to me, is someone grabbing you by the hair, looking you in the eyes, and saying "I know what you are. And I'm going to drag it out of you. And you're going to love every second of it."

it's having someone not only affirm your internal view of yourself, but demanding it be brought to fruition at their hands. Someone who's completely uninterested in the girl-shaped shell you've been living inside of, and wants to extricate you, raw and wanting, from inside of it. They want to mold you like clay in the image of a strong, confident, beast that knows how to obey.

it's having your body examined and sized up, being praised for how far you've come and getting punished for backsliding. it's getting called a 'good boy' every time you take your shot straight-faced. it's tussling in the backyard and getting that little smile when you stand back up instead of tapping out. it's building your tolerance, your confidence, layer by layer until that shy, scared little girl inside of you that people forced you to be is gone, and all that remains is a very, very good boy.

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abstinence only education is so bad for a billion reasons already thoroughly outlined by everyone with the most basic curiosity in how literally any aspect of human sexuality works, but the thing I keep thinking about lately is how effective it is at reinforcing the ideology that sex is inherently for reproduction and that any erotic behavior that doesn’t include potential for reproduction somehow is not sex.

like the line “there is no 100% effective pregnancy prevention except sexual abstinence” was repeated probably dozens of times in every health class I ever had.

I wish I could go back in time & walk into those rooms as an adult dyke and be like, interesting. What about fucking someone with a silicone strap? what about two people frotting or tribbing? what about eating pussy or ass or sucking dick or clit? what about a man without semen fucking a woman without ovaries? what about docking? what about jacking each other off while making out? what about sucking strap? what about scratching a butch’s back with long nails?

The argument falls apart as soon as you’re even mildly aware that reproduction can only happen under very specific & limited forms of sex. which of course is why they have to define all other sexual activity as sodomy that’s evil and perverted to do. it’s all such a fucking joke

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More thoughts on alternatives to penetration

There is plenty to be said about de-emphasizing penetration as "the main event" when it comes to sex and I absolutely doff my hat to all the Queer sex explorers who are always brightening the world by showing us that sex can really be anything we want. These are such a gift especially for those of us with vaginas who cannot handle penetration either physically, psychologically, or both. (Especially if, like me, you aren't into anal either)

There are those of us, however, who cannot handle penetration who really, really wish we could, who find the idea of penetration- especially large, deep penetration -really, really hot. It's really hard (heh) going through life wishing you could get absolutely hammered in the cervix when not even a finger feels tolerable

Our last piece was about large insertion roleplay, this is more about replicating average vaginal penetration (psychologically, not physically)

As someone with these kinds of pelvic floor dysfunction, we've always been a big fan of intercrural sex, humping, grinding, and, since we've been on testosterone, frotting. From our limited experience in online kink spaces, specifically what appear to be cishet ones, these things are used in a very different way than what we have in mind. In those spaces, these are seen as degrading rewards meted out to a sub, used as forms of orgasm denial, or tools of humiliation. Intercrural sex specifically is something we've seen to be used as a tool by a Domme to both humiliate and reward a cis male sub by permitting him to fuck in between her legs.

This is very different to the fantasy of intercrural sex that we have.

Picture your typical bodice ripper. The rakish duke or pirate captain with a heart of gold takes the heroine to his bed, tears her chemise from her stays (don't think too hard about the clothing situation, you aren't reading this kind of book for historical accuracy) and exposes her heated, juicy sex. In a typical novel such as this he would plunge into her or spear her or some such. Picture instead that he wrap her legs around his waist and lay his turgid member against her trembling quim, almost betwixt her lips and finds ecstasy just finding the friction amongst the folds of her vulva and thighs (applying ample pressure to her nubbin, of course).

(I do have immense respect for period romance novels, just poking a little fun at the extensive use of euphemism).

Or an un/lucky lab assistant working at the less than ethical genetic modification lab that's caught up by the resulting tentacle abomination, unable to flee in time with the others as the tentacles rip away their lab coat and slither through the opening in the boxers, holding their legs open and exploring their body- but not going inside of them. Just squirming around their vulva, squeezing their clit. Maybe even then wrapping around them and holding their legs shut but still plunging in and out of their thighs, setting their clit ablaze.

The thing that makes intercrural work for us specifically is that it can't be something that's seen as a concession on behalf on the bottom. It has to be something that the top wants so badly, that they just can't control their desire for the bottom that they give in and have to get in between their thighs, rutting like an animal in heat.

We really, really hate the words hump and humping. You know how some people feel about the word moist? That's how we feel about hump/ing. It's quite unfortunate because we find the action to be so, so hot. It's something that we discovered we were into at a really young age (probably related to why we hate the word, just adolescent things). It's the perfect blend of raw, primal sexuality, so overcome with desire that you can't even stop to take your clothes off, emulating literal animals to find your pleasure. What if it were the desired end goal instead of a sorry consolation prize? To be pinned down in the heat of passion by either (hu)man or monster and have them unable to stop their hips from slapping against yours, desperate for release.

Frotting brings the possibility of intense intimacy, face to face with your lover, staring into each other's eyes or kissing passionately as one of you takes you both in hand, your bodies pressing ever closer as your hearts speed and your breath turns to panting moans and cries of want.

PIV is only the main event because we have made it the main event. It doesn't have to be. In a relationship, you have to discuss with your partner what you both need. In a story or fantasy, it can just flow in the way that this is how it was always going to be. There doesn't have to be a moment where the protagonist has to stop her erotic kidnapper and be like "love what you're doing here with the handcuffs and the whips and stuff, but my vagina actually really hurts, can we do something else" and completely shatter the suspension of disbelief.