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I really love the X-men. maybe some other stuff too. I wrote a fanfic
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Rogue: Oh my God, I’m so hungover. I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?
Gambit: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.
Rogue: Really?
Gambit: No, I threw up in the shower.
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gambit uploads a picture on instagram of him on a lawmower in the drive thru at mcdonalds and captions it ‘jus lifted dis’
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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
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Sometimes, old American books about trees are all "This tree is unshapely, has ragged and irregular growth and has little economic value." but I was wrong to characterize them all as such, because for every capitalist-minded book about the USA's trees that is like "ough we gotta exploit every living thing" there's also a book like this:
The book is called Our Friends the Trees and it was written in the 1930's and this is the VERY FIRST PARAGRAPH, no introduction no nothing, just going all in taking no prisoners from the very first line and it CONTINUES like this for the WHOLE book there is ZERO chill throughout the whole length of the book
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Spoiler for how Gambit will reappear in Season 2. @ludi-ling
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Spoiler for how Gambit will reappear in Season 2. @ludi-ling
#Ludi told me I couldn't make Deathbit sexy#xmen97#gambit#deathbit#x-men#remy lebeau#my boy is coming back!
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this pencil sharpener that every classroom had
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“I’m not going to lie…I always kinda assumed that he was going to die doing some freaky sexual thing with Rogue….”
“…so I really had to cut allot of jokes from this service when it turned out to be a heroic sacrifice thing….”
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on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction
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