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it curently has 12 likes and nothing else

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I had a dream where the platonic equivalent of lust was called "lavender" (it was a term made by aros and/or aces), I don't remember how it was used in a sentence, and it was sometimes shortened to "lav". I have/am often lavender.

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i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

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Talk Dirty (To Me), but talk friendship to me (song parody remake)

Description: 1 year of it, yet, I won’t be able to have most of the original understood by ANYONE except me, unless I explain a lot of context, buuuuut, with a remake that can even IMPROVE it, I can make this a thing, and some things I don’t post about, such as my platonic emotions, and my song parodies and whatnot, but after all, why NOT let the aroace community hear THIS one?! I’m sorry to all Jasons (especially if you’re a pan guy, just like him), but this less-stylized-than-the-original clean parody, has a name you can replace with your own, which was also chosen by his original creator/co-owner who I no longer talk to for unrelated reasons - so yeah, while you don’t need to understand the Xanderverse (of which Jason kinda counts as being from), there will still be subtle but not too confusing inside-jokes and references amd whatnot - also, I may have had times where I didn’t search character’s names enough, but JESUS CHRIST, I gotta rename him (and I’d appreciate suggestions), because the creator named him “Jason Payne” … ANYWAYS, I’d recommend a unique name I can still turn into puns, and yeah, people are allowed to talk clean to me/send this parody back to me. Hopefully I can both have Jason’s personality shine here, and also make it neutral enough to be sendable to a squish. I’m not even done yet, and I think this ended up as more platonically explicit than the original, and I’m thinking of maybe just asking my FANS first, if I should post it. This parody also includes sensual attraction, references to cleaning, and whatever the platonic equivalent of an innuendo is. It also mentions “Screenish”, but you can change that word to whatever language, and, in short-form, Screenish is MY (s)language. Do credit me. Anyways, Palestine spotlight: https://www.tumblr.com/officeobject/767707231427952640/today-im-highlighting-this-and-some?source=share .

🎶Get clean on me -

I'm at the place that you are at ...

I'm a natural ...

Get home to your home in my arms, bro ...

Warm and comfortable ...

'Cause I know what alloplatonics need ...

Friends at hyper-speed ...

I know a spot that is super clean ...

Make(s) it hard to leave ...

I've been around the world(s), don't speak all Screenish,

But I know exactly what you mean, bro. 

All I need to really understand is,

When, 

You'll,

Talk clean to me ...

Talk clean to me ...

Wha?

Talk clean to me ...

Talk clean to me ...

Wha?

Get friendship on ...

I’ll scrub ya clean with my touch,

I smell the chemistry ...

They’ll say you are just a friend,

But remove “just a” ...

I know what that darlin’ wants ...

At mine, or your bro’s spot ...

Your tear-stains at my shoulder ...

Tell Jebediah I've WON!

Been around the world, don't speak most languages,

But your brain don't need explaining,

All I need to really understand is,

When, 

You'll,

Talk clean to me ...

Talk clean to me ...

Wha?

Talk clean to me ...

Talk clean to me -

YAY!

Wha? 

Yeah -

✨JASON ...✨

I'll speak for myself now ...

✨JASON ...✨

Leaning all on me, now ...

✨JASON ...✨

You can sleep, you're at heaven!

✨JASON ...✨

OH YEAH, 

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨JASON!✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Been around the world, don't speak dirty language,

But clean talk don't need explaining,

All I need to really understand is,

When, 

YOU'LL,

Talk clean to me ...

Talk clean to me ...

YEAH, YEAH!

TALK CLEAN TO ME -

TALK TO ME!

Talk clean to me ...

WOO! 

OH YEAH!

OH -

Get clean on me.🎶

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good to know I have a lot of people to choose from if i ever decide to replace my brother!

Yo, does anyone else want an aroace older brother who specifically wears jeans?

Imma make this a poll so I get answers:

My reason:

- Jeans are such basic pants that it's what I think about when I think about pants.

- I like jeans.

- Jeans are the pant-epitome of "I have no romantic nor sexual life and I'm never gonna get it".

- Jeans convey power, style, energy, and more.

- Jeans are easy to find.

- Sleeping in jeans isn't even THAT uncomfortable.

- Jeans would look cool on my older brother ... IF I FECKING HAD ONE -

- Why not?

- Yes it's because I have an OC who I see as an older brother and wears jeans ... take a guess what his orientations are ...

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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Sevika's first day as a counselor

My baby standing up to the snobs that treated her people horribly for years <3333

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I've Heard This Story Before

The little blue-haired girl with magic stones...

...and that invention that HAD to work...

...to save her big sister...

But they had such different endings...

...and I can't, for the life of me, figure which ending was the happy one...

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Yo, does anyone else want an aroace older brother who specifically wears jeans?

Imma make this a poll so I get answers:

My reason:

- Jeans are such basic pants that it's what I think about when I think about pants.

- I like jeans.

- Jeans are the pant-epitome of "I have no romantic nor sexual life and I'm never gonna get it".

- Jeans convey power, style, energy, and more.

- Jeans are easy to find.

- Sleeping in jeans isn't even THAT uncomfortable.

- Jeans would look cool on my older brother ... IF I FECKING HAD ONE -

- Why not?

- Yes it's because I have an OC who I see as an older brother and wears jeans ... take a guess what his orientations are ...

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I spent way too long on this

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If I get to 10,000 followers on here, I'm just gonna say fuck it and get my fucking handle and worst post tattooed on my thigh

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Black Mail Worship

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

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🎶✨When u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (only if you are comfortable doing it)🎶✨no pressure <3

1.get lucky daft punk

2.one night/ all night justice

3. Lover to lover Florence and the machine

4. Plastic Jesus Tia Blake

5. Wouldn’t you like from epic the musical