I love many things especially LEGO and Splatoon | aroace | 17 years | my pronounce are your/problem (I'm not the person who is going to be using them)
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Terraforming
A photo story about people who are not afraid to do something truly important for the benefit of the future, which they themselves will probably not live to see.
“It’s just a pity that we won’t be able to live in this wonderful time – neither you nor I.”
N. A. Nekrasov, poem “The Railway”, 1864
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag
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hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!
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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.
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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.
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"Back in the day nobody got divorced, people understood that marriage is for life" yeah and back in the day it was normal for someone to be on their third marriage by 35 because their last two spouses died of tuberculosis, mine collapse or childbirth. "Till death do us apart" is a lot less of a serious commitment when Death is your next-door neighbour who visits every thursday to talk shit and drink tea.
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
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American horse girls hitting it off with mongolian ranchers is one of the funniest rednote things so far. There's an above zero chance that the next generation is going to feature at least one kid whose parents met that way. Imagine it being 2045 and someone's having a conversation with their parents like
"Son, why do you not have a wife? Your mother was not even on the same continent and I seduced her with my fine stock and excellent horsemanship."
"Dad do you have any idea how statistically unlikely that was?"
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You know that arthurian legend where sir Gawain ends up marrying an ugly hag who turns out to be under a spell, where she's an ugly hag for half the time and a beautiful lady for the other half, and instead of choosing himself whether he wants her to be beautiful at night for himself and ugly during the day with others, or vice versa, he lets her choose, and that breaks the spell for good? The moral of that story is that women are much happier if they get to make their own life choices, and they are far less likely to give you grief if they're happy.
Anyway my point here isn't about the moral of the story, but the middle situation is a lot what it's like to date a goth. Like out in public you've got the most well-composed and put-together etheral creature at your arm, but as soon as you come home they'll shed all of that and boom:
You're dating a pyjama goblin.
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