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When you run out of Pokeballs
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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
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do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
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When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
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dont talk to me unless youre lgbt, a mild tacobell sauce packet, or the mummy ride from orlando studios florida,
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ive realized im so at peace with myself. something as little as wearing shorts in public or not feeling nervous going into a store alone is really big progress for me. im so comfortable and it feels awesome ahHHHh
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i’m really out here trying to be the best that i can be i am ! proud !
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fuck it up junior year 💖💕❤️💝 hmu if someone hurts you ill beat them up
i love u and i miss u hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH
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i’m becoming so powerful because i love myself. sophomore year was the worst year of my life so the universe owes me junior year motherfuckers
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i really cant stand u huh
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ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that
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i don’t know how many times i have to say this but i’ve never felt this helpless
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