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i gotta remember this

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I just, uh, needed this. Enlarged. In my face.

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"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

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so i like the idea of those wine and cocktail advent calendars but i don't drink and haven't seen any others i like so

i made my own with a bunch of asian drinks i got from yamibuy

and i'm sorry to be annoying but i made an insta to share them bc i know if i saw someone doing something like this I'd wanna follow

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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

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if u voted for trump, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible, I do not want anything to do with you. Not only did you vote against basic human rights and equality, you decided rascism, homophobia, islamophobia, transphobia & misogynistic behavior wasn't a deal breaker. i do not want your follow or support ! thank you.

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When I first encountered that line I blushed, I had to pause the game and collect myself for a few minutes.

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Keanu reeves by Aaron Rapoport 1989

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my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

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*gripping the table in front of me so fucking hardd* GRGAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws books off of shelves with my mind* that character would NOT BE A MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *somewhere in the world a building explodes

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hi i haven't been here in a while

i haven't watched the last season of umbrella academy yet but i've only heard really terrible things and idk if i should even bother

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.