burntsoup
ass machine broke
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hey i think im funny - she/they - feel free to ask me to tag anything!!
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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simon petrikov if he puts that damn crown back on
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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I have to face the reality that this is the only social media I can thrive on. Every time I have a funny thought now I have to put it on my Instagram story over a selfie of my forehead. Humans weren't meant to live that way. This is the equivalent of writing something in a gas station bathroom and checking what people have added every time you go in to buy taquitos
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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L + ratio + not special + creep + weirdo + don’t belong here
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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Kill you stupid fucking
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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whenever my program freezes
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
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burntsoup · 1 year ago
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I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT
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burntsoup · 2 years ago
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burntsoup · 2 years ago
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I don’t believe it. Thanks, I hate it.
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burntsoup · 2 years ago
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burntsoup · 2 years ago
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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror
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