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WHO OF YOU IS SWIMMING ACROSS MY GARDEN????????????
Do you just love blocking the sunlight or what?!! Get off???
Please id them?? Wtf???
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually
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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two
are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise
these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.
no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.
rick and ardeth should be so lucky
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The buxom, fighting, free-living, and generally scandalous ladies of Illustrated Police News (1896-1898)
(Courtesy of @yesterdaysprint)
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something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.
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hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church
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