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im so eepy i jsut wanna cuddle up to someone and make cute noises about it

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happy new yappy everyone

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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

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#time is not real

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talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking

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rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

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I love when someone reblogs a post of mine with #tumblr like yes that is the website you’re on good job 👏

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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

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cracking open a lukewarm one with the nobody

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Having children in your life means you get to experience media more unwatchable than you ever imagined possible

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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

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It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year

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