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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
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If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”
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me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks
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Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch
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my friends: in healthy/happy relationships, going to the gym, getting great grades
me:
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