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i bet you guys can't
I’ve got to go so have this
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once in 5th grade we had to make a math project about the food quantities we need for 1 meal and for 2 meals
i did my work about my mum's broccoli pasta and i wrote all the ingreadients and then at the end i wrote "como é que se escreve broculos" that means "how do you write broculi" i send it like that cuz i forgot to edit and when i presented the work to the class, my teacher came to me and said in an extremelly serious tone: "broccoli is b-r-ó-c-o-l-o-s" (broccoli in portuguese)
that day my soul left my body and i still havent found it
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
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me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
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i remember when this happened
the sans amvs with this song were CRAZY-
The band that made the wolf in sheep’s clothing song made sans merch for their 10th anniversary that’s amazing
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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
#once when i was 10 my dad was really drunk and broke a wine bottle on my head#i never told him because i know he didnt mean it#he would probably khs if he knew he did this
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september is so boring like it’s not even a full month you’re just sailing through space you don’t know up from down and you feel a little strange from all that spinning round
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i'm ov3443 now guys
my blog's name is fp
ok gimmickverse let's all do this
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I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
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IF YALL HAVE
Any
AND I MEAN ANY
Jax x kaufmo
Meanjokes (same thing as above, I just think its the ship name??)
@ ME PLEASE IM STARVING
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jax. .....lemme just talk a lil about my fave character from tadc- i just saw a theory about him being an npc (i genuinly dislike this theory tbh) and the person mentioned that jax will do something TERRIBLE in the future, also mentioning that he's an unstable character (supposedly quoting Gooseworx, im not sure, havent done my recearch, i just watched the series and read too many fanfics) i actually think he'll abstract in the future. i think he's gonna do a terrible thing, and he'll get so guilt consumed or hated for it, that he'll abstract (that terrible thing could involve zooble, since the theorist mentioned them a lot) also, not in ep 4. maybe in future episodes, like episode 6 (his ep)
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just saving this for later
Ride The Cyclone Playlists
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Noel Gruber x Female Reader Headcanons!!!
He leaves you for a man
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I LOVE LAFAYETTE I NEED A FANFIC ABOUT HIM JUST BEING COOL BC HE'S JUST. COOL
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sometimes I think about Corpse Husband and wonder if he's doing okay
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