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Also, as a black reader, it never really sat right with me thst he was sent to the "southern colonies." Like just a little bit of rampant colonisation in ur fantasy series, leigh.

Also Noyvi Zem fell into the common fantasy trope of " here is a fleshed out nation based on a real country. Here is a fleshed out nation based on a real country. Here is an africa"

The moment I witnessed Nikolai fucking Lantsov, the great blorbo of this fandom, forgive his father for sexually abusing Genya and his mother for throwing her to him by not only keeping them safe but also by sending them in a place of great comfort and luxury, I just knew that the Darkling should slaughter every member of the Lantsov family (including the in-laws) and burn that country to the ground ASAP.

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no you don't understand, attempted murder IS the most romantic expression of love

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We are having galaxy brained takes on discord by the way

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Stop trying to moralise or make darklina fluffy. I like it when it's mutually the most toxic thing you've ever seen

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nikita gill's poem "the dance":

i will not have you without the darkness that hides within you. i will not let you have me without the madness that makes me. if our demons cannot dance, neither can we."

this is a truly top tier relationship dynamic fr like i am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

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ship so good they yearn for each other without even knowing one another's existence

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"That relationship is toxic and they done unspokeble things to each other!"

Darling that's the exact reason why I ship them.

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Being a multishipper is so fun. I hate that malina and darklina shippers hate each other. They should all kiss.

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DARKLINA IS SO GOOD I WAS MISSIJG OUT SO BAD

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I actually like it when ships hurt each other in long lasting and unforgiveable ways. I like it when they leave vicious, glaring scars. I like when they leave traumas. I like when they stab each other and torture each other and ruin each other’s lives and violate every inch of each other’s values. and I like it when they fucking kill each other permanently dead. 

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*drops this and runs*

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Being an ex anti is like only having eaten flavourless mush for all of your life and then finding out spices exist and being shocked

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“OMG there are so many proshippers in this fandom—“

You— DARE TO TRESPASS IN OUR TERRITORY AND COMPLAIN WHO LIVES HERE⁉️‼️⁉️

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> Adult antishipper says that proshippers are child predators

> Asks other antis, who are openly minors, to help them hunt down proshippers

Excluding the fact that proship doesn’t equal child predator, maybe don’t fucking do that? If you think proshippers are child predators, don’t send minors to go looking for them

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Percy annabeth and estelle save me...

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pro tip: you can instantly make a ship 10x better by adding one of the characters’ sibling into the mix

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Not to be weird but