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I’m beginning to see people don’t understand what emotional incest is 😶

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This has happened so me way too many times to count. To the point that it’s either google/scroll and pray, try retracing the posts it took me to get there or be espresso depresso when I can’t find it and then get super excited in the future when I find it again.

I started screen shoting beforehand to try and avoid this but sometimes I get too into it and forget

When tumblr refreshes itself and the fic I was reading fucking disappears forever 💔

I’ve been searching for a smau I was reading for three days 😔

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I saw this in theaters and got so used to not being in a movie theater that I audibly celebrated and said “He Eepy after all that”. It got a couple chuckles from those around me that made me remember I wasn’t alone. It was after the credits rolled an my mom and I were in the car that I told her I’m never going to another movie again.

She said it wasn’t that bad and I told her she could drop me off in the woods so I could find a nice place to dig my grave

Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)

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It’s not a hostage situation if I consent and signed up for that shit

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

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@sadistic-kiss

*Brucie Wayne on a tangent during an interview*: .... without dick there's very little to live for yk.

Interviewer: ....you mean your son?

Bruce : ........sure

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Hi batfam fandom I'm new here

(I made another btw)

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Hear me out: Robin Dick would be the biggest Bruceman supporter and shipper.

This boy hates any of Bruce’s love interest with a passion because then his dad guardian spends less time with him and that’s obviously UNACCEPTABLE, SCANDALOUS even, so when rumours start circulating that Bruce Wayne is in a relationship with the Batman, he jumps right on the wagon.

Reporter, thirsty for a story: Mr Grayson what do you think about the rumours that Bruce Wayne is dating the Batman?

Dick: What do I think about my dads you mean? My very married very taken dads? My very faithful to each other plural dads?

He would fuel the rumours both as Robin and as Dick Grayson, punching criminals for talking bad about Wayne enterprises as Robin (“THAT’S MY STEPDADS COMPANY YOURE TALKING ABOUT!”). He would be on online forums all day talking about how Bruceman is the only Batman ship that makes sense and Doxxing people who disagree.

Bruce is so exasperated because this is happening at a time where only Alfred and Dick know his real identity so he can’t even do anything with ANYONE without making either Bruce Wayne or Batman look unfaithful.

Throw Reporter Clark Kent into the mix who has been sent to scope out the Bruceman story, who Bruce makes the mistake of flirting with at a gala. Both Clark AND dick are scandalised.

Dick, making a scene: HOW COULD YOU! BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME AND YOURE HERE FLIRTING WITH SOME… SOME REPORTER??

Bruce, sighing: Dick-

Dick, tugging on Bruce’s suit and looking up at him with fake tears in his eyes: Dad, are you and dad getting a divorce? :(

Clark, panicking: NO NO THEYRE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE PLEASE DONT CRY

Meanwhile:

Bruce, crying in the corner: he called me dad

He would even go as far as insisting that Robin is his step sibling

Principal: how do you explain that whenever Robin is injured, Dick fails to show up at school the next day?

Dick: Robin and I are twins :) so when he’s injured I’m injured too and we have to stay home together!!

Bruce, whispering: I’m sorry, they’re not really twins but neither I or Bats have the heart to tell hem

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I love that everyone looks so happy…and then there’s Damien, always

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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@sademonugget

video of Bruce gently tucking Batcow into her electric blankets for the winter and kissing her on the head goes viral with the caption “my dad and the cat he didn’t want”

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Hello fellow Batfam enjoyers.

I have a story idea that I want to leave open for anyone to use and it’d be batfam x neglected reader in an infected au.

I made a long ass post that was 90% rambling and 10% the actual idea and even the og story idea I had. It’s messy but I needed everything out.

Point being of anyone wants to write it please do. I’d love to see it come to life.

It’s a neglected reader that had enough and ran away from the manor at 16. She had started planning her departure 2 years before after a bad argument and knew she needed time to find somewhere else to live and cover her tracks after all her family are vigilantes and she believes they’d track her down only because she knows their identities. But she also thought she’d have lots of time before they realized she was gone.

The original plan was to linger in Gotham until she turned 18 and could legally change her last name and thus be completely free to do as she pleased. However the day after she settled into the abandoned warehouse she turned into a reinforced condo, the apocalypse kicked off.

There had been an infection of some sort going around but it wasn’t serious until then. So much so that the league can’t risk themselves due to reports of infected metas being able to use their abilities still and they already lost contact with some hero’s.

So Bruce calls the Batfam to the manor, which is reinforced and on its on power and water grid due to his paranoia long ago when he decided to be Batman. All the kids are home and arguing about whether or not they should be out there helping a dying world. Bruce has done many a headcount but all his children are there, are safe. None are still out on the streets. The house is reinforced to survive a lot. They’re all trained and have been checked. And yet that same paranoia is screaming. He’s forgotten, something important. What is it?

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Thanks for everyone’s help but I found the list again.

Dear friends I need assistance finding a post. It was a whole ass list of Batfam x Neglected Reader fics someone compiled and I can’t find it again. I was in the middle of one of the fics (the name had like Crack or something in it and was basically NR was 21 then was shot 5 times and woke up 5 years before after wishing they could tell their 16 y/o self that the family ain’t shit. Only Alfred notices immediately something is up which already set into motion a change where NR is trying to leave the family but now she’s center stage)

Again I need the post with the entire list cause I wanted to check out some of the others but if y’all find the fic at least I can lay that to rest instead of wondering

UPDATE: The story has been found! @bibliophile-yomna linked it in the comments. So now I just need the list.

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I’m making this other people’s problem

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Dear friends I need assistance finding a post. It was a whole ass list of Batfam x Neglected Reader fics someone compiled and I can’t find it again. I was in the middle of one of the fics (the name had like Crack or something in it and was basically NR was 21 then was shot 5 times and woke up 5 years before after wishing they could tell their 16 y/o self that the family ain’t shit. Only Alfred notices immediately something is up which already set into motion a change where NR is trying to leave the family but now she’s center stage)

Again I need the post with the entire list cause I wanted to check out some of the others but if y’all find the fic at least I can lay that to rest instead of wondering

UPDATE: The story has been found! @bibliophile-yomna linked it in the comments. So now I just need the list.

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So is this just me or…

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We need to check in on the artists y’all cause we’re all going through it

Feeling rough lately.

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Ok so I’m not crazy. Like I was gaslighting myself cause it took so long to find fics. I kept finding memes and shit posting. Maybe the occasional poll about fics so I just thought everyone had writers block at the same time

is it just me or in recent months, when i search up like [character here] x reader tags, theres like absolutely ZERO fics in the top section, its all relatable posts or some shit AND ITS PISSING ME OFF‼️‼️‼️

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◇ SYNOPSIS ¡ — in which a girl is born, only to live in conplete and utter tragedy.

◇ WORD COUNT ¡ — 1.4K

◇ SERIES ¡ — BATFAM X FONTAINE! NEGLECTED READER

The sounds of a baby's wails plague the halls of the Wayne Manor, Richard Grayson— the adopted son of Bruce Wayne, who watches on his father's misery. His mother, well, adopted mother, has just passed away from childbirth. Her child (Name) is being held by their most trusted butler, Alfred.

Bruce holds his wife's hands as if it was his only lifeline, his screams of anguish mirror the infant’s cry for their mother. The night is filled with horrible memories, forever to be remembered.

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(Name) walks the halls quickly and quietly, afraid of the monsters that may take her if she is not careful. She opens the door to Jason's room. He was recently adopted by Bruce and was a delight to be with. Jason was her only refuge for warmth in this cold manor, although she was not oblivious to their… nightly activities.

She smiles at her brother, who just came from a mission, holding a book in her hand. “Hey bub! Do you want me to read you that one tonight?” Jason beams at you. A cute little sister to see him after he gets home? YES.

Jason lifts you to his bed, setting you near the wall to make sure you don't fall. He picks the book up and starts reading. After lulling you to sleep, Jason kisses your forehead, wishing you sweet dreams.

Jason is dead. That is what you can think about. Your father held a funeral for him to honour his memory. You hold onto his stuff. Sometimes, you sneak in his bed and sleep in it. The remnants of him were preserved in that room. You wished he could have seen you sing the songs dedicated to him on stage.

Tim came into the picture. He saw you as a weakness in the family. You could easily be kidnapped, an innocent civilian never meant to be here. But he cared for you in his own ways, how could he not? You were a bit younger than him, a cute little thing with doe eyes and chubby cheeks.

He maintained his distance, making sure not to get attached. He never really knew how to handle things like family after all. Barbara came to the manor sometimes, although you both never really had much interaction. Damian came into the picture. He was cute but a demonic thing nonetheless.

Cassandra, Stephanie, and Duke came to the family, with them being Orphan, Spoiler, and Signal. You were pretty jealous of Cass. She always seemed so… loved. You truly wanted to bond with them all.

They always spend time with each other, and heck, Dick sometimes came to the manor to spend time with Damian! He had time for everyone except you. Jason? He's avoiding you like the plague! You don't really understand why though, did you do something you weren't aware of? Tim, the boy barely interacted with you!

Damian? Nope. Barbara? Too busy for you, apparently. Cassandra? She's a bit scary, but she's fine. Stephanie? Also too busy! Your own biological father (who should definitely just be called sperm donor), ignored the fuck out of you.

You went to the beach to let out some stream. After all, can tears be seen and shed underwater? You swim to the far sea, the waves soon taking you deep. You try to reach the surface, but you can't. You breathe and— wait, breathe??

You open your eyes to unfamiliar waters, you see land and quickly swim towards it. Coughing up some water, you see two men, a flying snowball, and a very pretty lady. You feel dizzy, your eyesight is blurry, and… you lose consciousness!

You wake up, lain in soft silk sheets that definitely beat yours. You look around to see some people surrounding you. “Hello, dear. I am Furina de Fontaine, the Hydro Archon, God of—” She gets cut off by the snowball, “Just get to the point already!” she huffs in the air, kicking in frustration.

“Fine, fine!— Man in blue, My Iudex, Neuvillette. Man in black? The Duke, Wriothesly. Blondie, Lumine. Flying pet, Paimon.”

“I am not a pet!—”

Ms. Lumine— you believe, covers her mouth and takes her away with Mr. Wriothesly behind them. “Right, back to the topic, do you know this person, little one?” Mr. Iudex points to a painting, and you froze.

The painting looks hauntingly like the woman plastered on the walls of the manor— “Mom…” they both look shocked at your response, nodding at each other. “I am your grandmother, my dear. He is your grandfather. Do you think you could tell us what happened?”

“I… She's dead. She passed away after giving birth to me.” You look away. They're sure to hate you, too. Furina embraces you tightly, tears roll down her cheeks. The loss of a child is never light. Neuvillette pats her back, and you hear a light drizzle outside. It quickly becomes a turbulent storm, as Iudex weeps as well. The three of you embrace each other, unwilling to let go.

You eventually figured out how to get between the two worlds with your mother's diary. It was kept by Iudex, and not an inch of dust has reached its pages. You read about her adventures, how she ended up in Gotham, and how she decided to leave Fontaine.

“Your mother was a cheerful person. You certainly took after her the most. ”Neuvillettes's eyes softened at you. “My dear, do you truly have to return to that place? You could simply stay here—” Furina looks at you, you were an adventurer, she never really had the ability to keep you down. After all, she knew what that felt like.

“Nana, I like to explore, a trait from my mother. I have two vast worlds that allow me to see magical places. Who am I to refuse such sights?” You stuff your mouth with cake, it was your favourite flavor.

“The abyssal corrosion is taking me slowly, I believe I have enough time to explore more. That is my wish, nana.”

You smile at them, their expressions are unreadable. Neuvillette clenches his teacup, nodding at you. “If that is what you desire, then so be it my dear.” Tea time soon ends, and you return to Gotham.

You lay in your bed. ‘One last chance, then I'll stay in Fontaine forever.’ You think your performance was coming up soon. If they didn't come, then that is it.

The next few weeks were certainly nerve-wracking. On the day of the show, you get up on the stage, and do your absolute best. You sang your heart out like never before, people shed tears during your performance. They were nowhere to be seen. You should have expected this.

“Great job, (name)!” A stage designer came up to you, handing you some gifts from the crowd. You adorned a smile, pearls on your neck lit up at the lights. There are so many praises from people you don't know, yet not a single family came.

You return to the manor, quickly writing a letter to Alfred. You knew it couldn't be helped. You make your way to the beach, Alfred came home right when you left.

The letter sat on his desk, opening it shook him.

Dear Alfred,

It has truly been a delight to be with you. It is hard to simply leave you, so I leave you this letter. I hope that you may find your peace in this manor, thank you for all these years.

Truly yours,

– (Name) de Fontaine.

Alfred quickly went to the batcave, calling everyone on patrol. He accessed every camera nearby, trying to find you. Were you trying to kill yourself?

“Alfred?” Dick spoke first. The rest listened. “Ms. (Name) might be trying to kill herself, I'll try to find her.

Bruce is shook. What parent wouldn't be after hearing that. He doesn't know where to start looking, so he and Damian search the places your mother would go to.

Alfred finally finds you heading to the beach. You loved that place. “She's at xx-road, heading to xx-beach.” They all rush to the coordinates, hoping they weren't too late—

There you were, in a white dress, you could get sick in that! “Goodbye.” You start to turn to foam. They rush towards you, but they are too late. Your shawl floats to Bruce. He grabs it, trying to find a semblance of you. They'll find you soon, just wait for a bit.

You return to Fontaine, going to Palais Mermonia, munching on some pasta Furina made, as they both work.

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NOTE : Whew, so that was chapter 1! I'm loving the gradient hehehehe. (If I learn more I will become unstoppable)