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Shoe studies by Julia Zhuravleva

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge

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the funniest thing about ttrpgs is that you can create a guy and say "his name is blorbo bleebus. he sucks severely. i hope that many misfortunes befall blorbo bleebus. he does not deserve to be happy." and at least one of your friends will immediately jump in to say "noooo... don't bully blorbo bleebus... i love blorbo bleebus..."

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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something

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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something

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t-shirt that says i <3 when fictional characters make shortsighted and selfish decisions that will certainly make things worse and lead them to ruin

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I'm starving, darling...

werewolves on my brain tonight, folks~

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adventure as vice’s shitty dad part one:

all our characters are teenagers freshly recruited by a privateer. cornered another pc and held my knife to their throat so i could have their position as boatswain’s mate bc i didn’t want to spend my time in the crow’s nest. convinced the barbarian to start fights w other members of the crew so i could make myself his bookie and collect bets and i’m splitting it 70/30 but telling him it’s 50/50 because he can’t do the math to prove me wrong.

we’re not sharing our alignments but i think they might know.

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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

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I JUST MIXED UP POSTPARTUM AND POSTMORTEM AND SAID A PERSON HAD POST DEATH DEPRESSION 😭

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my biggest pet peeve* is when dms dont let you keep npcs you befriend along the way

*it just kinda bums me out

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it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!