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im taking the madness challenge #madnesschallenge
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the funniest thing about ttrpgs is that you can create a guy and say "his name is blorbo bleebus. he sucks severely. i hope that many misfortunes befall blorbo bleebus. he does not deserve to be happy." and at least one of your friends will immediately jump in to say "noooo... don't bully blorbo bleebus... i love blorbo bleebus..."
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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
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t-shirt that says i <3 when fictional characters make shortsighted and selfish decisions that will certainly make things worse and lead them to ruin
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I'm starving, darling...
werewolves on my brain tonight, folks~
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adventure as vice’s shitty dad part one:
all our characters are teenagers freshly recruited by a privateer. cornered another pc and held my knife to their throat so i could have their position as boatswain’s mate bc i didn’t want to spend my time in the crow’s nest. convinced the barbarian to start fights w other members of the crew so i could make myself his bookie and collect bets and i’m splitting it 70/30 but telling him it’s 50/50 because he can’t do the math to prove me wrong.
we’re not sharing our alignments but i think they might know.
#we were encouraged the be good aligned#but what is lawfulness but being good when you��re being observed#i don’t intend to be a menace actually i also don’t intend to get caught
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“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
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I JUST MIXED UP POSTPARTUM AND POSTMORTEM AND SAID A PERSON HAD POST DEATH DEPRESSION 😭
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my biggest pet peeve* is when dms dont let you keep npcs you befriend along the way
*it just kinda bums me out
#casey please let me keep the sad half elf we freed#please hes my operatives best friend now#she just loves killing them or sending them off somewhere else#I LIKE FRIENDS (and love interests)
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it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!
#chou interests#she was best friends w/ her group's founder and only left when his great grandson started ruining things
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men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched
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my favorite thing is when people who don't know his character draw vice smiling. wish he did it more
#he radiates ''little shit'' energy apparently#unfortunately this manifests as him being a mean little fucker and not a suave little charmer#which he COULD BE IF HE WANTED TO#HE HAS EVEN HAD MOMENTS. BUT NOT ENOUGH TO DEFINE HIM#HE HAS THE CHARISMA AND IT'S BEING WASTED ON BLUUUUFFFFFFF
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