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when i was 13 i saw this gif of stalin and starting to copy what he does with his fingers when waving bye to people and my mom told me "stop doing that you look gay"
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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour
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why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣
...can you put your shoes back on
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I need to start NFL-posting on here so that you nerds can get caught up on all the stupid-ass jokes I can't reference because none of you watch american football. You guys don't even know about god peed that one doesn't even require context
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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65
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Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig
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I fear those 43 research center monkeys will never be captured and will cause an invasive primate problem in South Carolina.
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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat
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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.
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me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
#now imagine them all affected by perspective#now imagine the triangles have pictures on them#now imagine them from a different perspective#this is what computers have to do every time you play Mario 64#fucked up isnt it
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