House MD enthusiast, they/them trad goth i’m normal guys i swear (deranged)
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one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio
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be a pervert about classic literature right fucking now
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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i dont even think that potentially inheriting like 7 gazillion dollars is worth this
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i hate small talk. if i was turned into a vampire do you think you could find it within yourself to kill me? yes or no
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