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i rarely ever use this blog anymore because im getting over my fear of being cringe and embarrassing but i am talking about my three houses zelda aus im making here because i want to. i have two

twilight princess au: dimitri is link, edelgard is midna, byleth is zelda. i haven’t decided if its better to make thales zant or duke aeigr, or if i should split the character so they both can take that role? idk. nemesis is ganondorf of course

spirit tracks au: claude is link, edelgard is zelda, jeralt is alfonzo, arundel/thales is cole, dimitri is byrne, rhea and the four saints + sitri are the lokomos, and nemesis is malladus

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hi fe3h fandom. i come bearing another shitpost. video description under the cut

[video description: cuts from the cutscene at the end of the “reunion at the fortress city” chapter of fire emblem: three hopes, azure gleam. the footage rearranges the scene to more accurately fit the audio, which is from the sonic adventure 2 real time fandub. the video goes as follows

thales (to the voice of eggman from the realtime fabdub), “it seems you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds until the island fucking explodes, you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch.” when he says “hot topic wanna be”, the video shows edelgard, and when he says “you blue gumball son if a bitch”, it shows dimitri.

it cuts to a clip of thales fighting off dimitri and edelgard as the audio says, “you have done nothing but destroy my life, i hope you both die.”

it then shows dimitri, speaking in time with the audio, which (with sonic’s voice) asks, “hot topic?”

edelgard turns her head, with a timed cut to when thales unleashes the crest stone that transforms her into a dark beast, so she is turning her head to look at it. the audio says (as shadow), “no, my secret!”

the crest stone explodes into a rush of dark purple fog, and dimitri shields his face from it. edelgard is then shown being consumed by the fog. the audio continues with the dubbers talking as themselves saying: “i hope you know that’s actually what happens in the story.”

“that is a— like you literally—”

“wait, dead seriously? seriously?!”

“yeah, he literally says, ‘this island will explode’—”

“yeah, watch, watch!”

dimtri reaches out towards edelgard as she disappears. the audio says “oh my god, i didn’t know!”

the video then cuts to black. end vd.]

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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i have not been able to stop thinking about this.

[id: a 4chan thread titled “noisy miners”, edited with images of dimitri houses and gilbert / gustave from fire emblem: three houses as if they are the ones making the post in the threads. dimitri is depicted as though it is during the early war phase, with the heavy shadow under his eye.

the first post, by dimitri, shows a picture of a bird and reads: “what is their fucking problem? i saw a couple of them attacking a raven yesterday.”

the second post, a reply from gilbert/gustave, reads: “Those are native Honeyeaters. Common Myna is what you mean.”

the final post, once again by dimitri, reads: “you don’t know what i mean. you don’t know anything about me. you know nothing about the thoughts that transmit through the neurons of my brain. i didn’t mean common myna because i didn’t see any common mynas. i meant noisy miners. don’t put words in my mouth again.”

end id]

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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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lesbian, amaverique, fae/faer monica icons

flag credit: eternaspacic

credit if using!

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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?

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This will never stop being fucking hilarious

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[fe3h] edelthea nation, i humbly offer you some dnd AU tiefling edelgard/half elf dorothea au❤️

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i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

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I just want everyone to eat well and get old

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we them bitches

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This is a link to help support Abdullah Al-Saghir’s (“Aboud”)’s family. He has been posting videos of his life on his older brother’s Instagram during the ongoing genocide, trying to bring awareness to the atrocities committed against him and his people. He is only 10 years old.

Here are two of his videos, with english subtitles done by @translating_gaza on Instagram.

And here is his story (read on GoFundMe)

“I am the man Abdullah Al-Saghir, 10 years old, from the city of Khan Yunis. I did not say the child because I was deprived of my childhood.

My father died when I was 7 years old. I, my family, and 8 members were displaced from our big, beautiful house, which would turn into rubble, into a tent, with a disruption in livelihood. And our life begins as hell.

Finally, Sharif, who was married one month before the war, suffered a lot when he built his house, and he did not continue to be happy with it. The house was completely demolished, and my brother Ashraf, who had a chance at the university and was first in the class, did not complete two years at the university, and the university was also demolished and his future was destroyed. My brother Ashraf, who was ambitious, and everyone helped me rebuild what the occupation destroyed in our lives.

We hope that through this support, I and my family will have a better future. The least you can do is publish the link on your social pages.”

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how I play Lost Judgment

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