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part 2 of bamboozler sleepover but now there an intruder and drama
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states
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stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care
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“Lungs” by Florence + The Machine album cover but it’s Cleo 🫁🦜🥀🪻
The original cover! ⬇️
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we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor
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doodled the life girls feat cleo
little edit note: when i posted this i wasn't aware cleo was nonbinary (only knew ab them using both she/they pronouns) so i apologize for having grouped them under the "girls", i gen didn't know ^^''
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
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>be me >have anxiety disorder >first day of biology class >"break into groups" >fuck my stupid baka life >he gives us a paper with a list of terms on it >"everyone pick one to research and we'll talk abt it thursday (casual) (dont get scared)" >gets scared >see one that looks cool >someone else takes it >see another that looks cool >someone else takes it >most of the rest of the terms are latin scientific names >dont know what they mean >choose least threatening one (it looked familiar) >professor asks which we chose >i say mine >he asks if i know what it means >immediately i think its something bad bc why else would he ask if i knew what it was (he had also asked other ppl who chose scientific terms. btw) >"i think so?" >class over >leave >making up worst possible scenarios in my head >what if its something embarrassing. like what if its an std. and i have to talk abt it in front of the class. what if its like. pseudoscience that my professor believes in for some reason. and ive trapped myself into sharing pseudoscience even though im ideologically opposed to it. what if >finish walking to library >sit down >pull out phone >hands shaking >google mus musculus >House mice.
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