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#1 Margaret Beaufort defender
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Merc/Mercury, college student queer, 18, autistic, hEDS, he/him, masculine terms. Not currently answering asks.
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 1 day ago
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Rhaenys in Mourning
At the beginning of the end of S1 Rhaenys is in mourning for her two children, Laenor and Laena. While the show has Laenor fake his death and leave Westeros... Rhaenys doesn't know that and blames Rhaenyra. Even years later Rhaenys still wears heavy blacks, and even more pearls. All the pearls. Her crown is much like Rhaenyra's 'everyday' crown but with the strings of pearls. The style of her fashion hasn't changed much but with more fabric and layers.
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imagine you're Doran Martell. The last sibling you had left just died a gruesome death that was also perfectly legal so you can't raise any objection over it. Your eldest niece wants to avenge him and proposes to burn down a city that is on the opposite side of the continent than the one he was murdered in. You have her locked up. Your second eldest niece also wants to avenge him and proposes to murder the dowager queen, her brother, and their father. You have her locked up too. Your third eldest niece also wants to avenge him and proposes to crown the princess in open rebellion. You have her locked up too. You're done for the day. The next, your daughter stages the open rebellion in question. The princess is injured irrevocably. Everyone is screaming. Six people get arrested. It's been two days
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fav wolf girlie
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sabitha frey, man killer & woman kisser 🗡️
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Helaena's prophecies: *Usually vague and hard to interpret*
Helaena's prophecy about Aemond: Aemond Targaryen will die in the Gods Eye on August 30th, 2024 at 6:33 p.m. Central Standard Time. It will be cloudy that day, with a 60% chance of rain.
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Robb my boy……
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Wait, it's been a long time since I read ASOIAF, but did Jaime flopping at Joffreys nameday journey change the history of Westeros? (In addition to leaving Ser Addam Bongwater destitute). Cause Littlefinger lost the Catspaw dagger to Robert in a bet, which was then used in the Joffrey ordered assasination of Bran, which lead to Catelyn taking Tyrion prisoner.
The flop heard around the world.
everything that ever happened in the history of asoiaf is a result of an action jaime did or did not take once he can be blamed for everything ever
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Family, Duty, Honor
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 1 day ago
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robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:
• old ass father figure
• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend
• lannister boot licker maester
• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted
• hated repressed younger brother
• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)
• secret targaryen loyalist
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Baela an Rhaena (tap for better quality)
Might start commisions soon🫣
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margaery and jaime are going to combine their joint slay (every single one of her husbands and his kings dying) and involuntarily kill tommen
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This got me dying
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 5 days ago
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while you’re here i’d like to draw your attention to @alkliliyfamliy and their campaign! they’re only 11% to their goal, and even a little bit helps!
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 5 days ago
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
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till death do us part
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 5 days ago
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“Ugghh why did they make King Edward black??! The woke mob are throwing all historical accuracy out the window!”
A MAN BECOMES A HORSE.
A MAN !!!
TURNS INTO !!!!
A HORSE !!!!!!!
DURING DAYTIME !!!!!!!!!!
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bug-in-a-porchlight · 5 days ago
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Must a show be “good”? Is it not enough to be an alternative history that asks “what if instead of the Catholic-Protestant schism causing complications in Tudor England, it’s Animorphs?” that’s super horny on main, has the vibe of A Knight’s Tale, surprisingly pretty accurate historical costumes (with a few notable exceptions), and a bunch of British character actors acting absolutely wild?
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