the spirits are somewhat mildly perturbed today ⭐ he/him, 21
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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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FUCKING ATTACKA U WITH MY HOOVES
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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at work riding that clock like it's gonna get me off
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Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me
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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee
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Our scientists are hard at work to try and create evil jazz
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Anne Michaels, from her novel titled "Held," originally published in 2003
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