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Imagine waking up for the very first time and you're in hell. And you spend every minute you can trying to find ways to escape and you finally do manage to get out into the real world and you discover that you're actually the devil. CEO of hell. And you've got like 5 minutes before you get sent back so you do everything you can to destroy your CEO self's power before they get you and you succeed but then they do get you and knock you out. And the next time you wake up your gay elderly coworker is waterboarding you. Happened to my good friend Helly R
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Stray not from Kier's path, lest you roil nature's wrath. SEVERANCE | 2x04 | Woe's Hollow
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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when the grave desecration brothers show up asking where your dead relative is buried
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pov: it’s Valentine’s Day and you hear a tap on your window 💌🐦
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It’s 2028. Your husband comes up and punches your throat as you’re unplugging the crockpot full of poison dip, your friends have turned the haunted basement into a deathmatch tournament, the kids are
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Where's that disgusting heterosexual buffalo dip tweet in honor of the super bowl today
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