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GANG, I NEED and it's a big need I NEED someone to write a space au fic for spidypool in which Wade Wilson is a human and classic cliche gets captured by alien poachers maybe tested on and somehow given very powerful regeneration BUT THEN this spider-themed alien barges in and takes down the operation a bit and steals him away. Then later a big ship of aliens and maybe humans depending on how u wanna go with this- (basically the avengers but maybe also shield and x men n such) finishes off the poachers and the spider alien (clearly Spiderman or Peter parker) takes an interest in Wade for his docileness since humans are SAY IT WITH ME NOW HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS!!!!

Please, god, it doesn't have to be completed. i just wholeheartedly miss space au fics 😔��

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feast my children

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63924091

hey goats tell me some warloki fic plots and I might write em (i cannot garuntee quality but I can guarantee content)

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hey goats tell me some warloki fic plots and I might write em (i cannot garuntee quality but I can guarantee content)

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GIVE ME COMPLETED SPIDYPOOL FICS THAT ARE GOOD (NO TOM SPIDERMAN)

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I wish there was a spidypool fic where Peter was a barista- (not Spiderman for the laughs) and Wade was just his usual merc self. He takes a big liking to Peter the batista and ends up trying to hookup with him often but Pete is a romantic so DP just ends up courting him instead and then they get together and then Wade feels bad cuz after they fucked he feels awful cuz he think he led Peter on and when he tells him that, Peter just tilts his head something like "then why do you kiss me and whine about me all the time?" and deadpool just goes silent and realizes oh right he is in love with Peter and they're both boys and they kiss mwa mwa mwa (BONUS POINTS IF PETER IS 26 AND WADE IS LIKE IN HIS MID THIRTIES IDK) (ALSO MORE BASED AROUND ANDREW'S PETER PARKER)