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I'm not going to buy your art if you're going to reblog cringe.

This is one of the funniest asks I’ve ever gotten I don’t even know how to respond

You’re ON the cringe website. Do you also get mad when you open a book and words are inside

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yes i'm over it. yes i think about it 20 times a day

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Does anybody else think it's stupid that Harry named his secret little delinquent group Dumbledore's Army? I mean that gave him absolutely no deniability!

Correct me if Im wrong, but at least they had been calling themselves the D.A. in public. That gives them some room to deny the shit out of whatever allegations they're facing.

Marietta Edgecombe: It's called Dumbledore's Army, Prefessor Umbridge.

Neville: Actually professor, we're the Dog Appreciators. We all agree dogs are not appreciatated enough.

Luna: I thought we were studying to be Districy Attorneys?

Ron: I'd heard we were the Defence Association.

Gred and Forge: We both could of sworn we were a smaller branch of the wizard's Dental Association.

Ginny: Wasn't this Delinquent Anonymous?

Harry: We're -

Hermione: If you hadn't gathered enough already professor, we're the Dumbasses.

Either this or they could just out Karen Umbridge.

Or this...

Harry: Just wait till my father hears about this!

Umbridge: Your father is dead Harry.

Harry: Well excuse me, you looked like you'd be joining him soon.

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Edward in Alaska laying under a pile of snow thinking about the wretched human girl who just moved to Forks whose blood smells so good he almost massacred an entire classroom: I’m a monster

The one text he receives from Emmett the whole week:

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 2002 dir. Chris Columbus

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NCUTI GATWA | The Giggle

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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Hogwarts Legacy

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of course that character lives in my brain rent free do i look like a fucking landlord to you?

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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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Ahhhh ... yes our founding fathers

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Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!

Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂

Hey! So long time no see guys :0

Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)

I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away

So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂

Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻