she/herwdym i cant call all my hyperfixations gay and autistic? why not?
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Me: They call me Bagginshield
Oomf: They call me fagginshield
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Pretty disappointed. Sat down for dinner today and 13 dwarves didn’t come in to interrupt my meal and offer me to join in an adventure with a promise of 1/14 share of all the gold in their kingdom…
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I think about the similarities between Thorin and his nephews a lot
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They would get a A+.... for effort
Imagine if Fili and Kili fell down and met Gollum instead of Bilbo and Gollum was so excited to play riddles and word games with him.
Gollum : What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up, up it goes, and yet never grows?
Fili : A very tall tree
Kili : You can't see the roots Fili
Fili : You can't see the roots in normal trees unless you take the roots out then see them
Kili : Oh good one
Fili : Do trees grow? Trees don't grow do they?
Kili : I don't think so
Fili : A very tall tree is our final answer
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"shoot it!!" | "where?!"
THE HOBBIT: the battle of the five armies (2014)
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Fili: Kili and I failed our safety course today. Bilbo: What happened? Kili: Well, one of the questions was, “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?” Bilbo: And? Fili: Apparently, “fucking large ones,” wasn’t the right answer.
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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! Ever since i started to post my silly art on here you all have been nothing but wonderful and super nice, and im ever so grateful to be part of this community. Thank you to all of my mutuals that inspire me to continue to create hobbit content with their amazing art.
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Smaug: You're too late! You'll never stop me now. Bilbo: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of: Bofur: Friendship! Kili: Harmony! Thorin: Incredible violence. Fili: And love!
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Kili: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth at once?
Thorin: you are a hazard to society
Fili: And a coward, do twenty.
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ur doomed by the narrative, and ur serving cvnt??
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Rip Fili and Kili you would have loved Merry and Pippin
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Request made by @heyitsjustmoi! Frodo hanging out with his older cousins, whatever could go wrong? Ive seen other artists give modern Fili a man bun and im obsessed with this hairstyle. Hes giving major surfer vibes, i love it. Kili is rocking that short pony tail tho. I really missed drawing them, thank you for this request!
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