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absolutely FLABBERGASTED. shivering his timbers even. shaking in his boots dare I say
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The dark...er truth.
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Imagine babysitting a bunch of mentally unstable kids

Like where are their parents??
I have a headcanon that Batter in an alternate universe would be a good father.
At least it seemed so to me from his dialogue with Vader and from the chapters in the Room
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rping the norman invasion over on r/vexillologycirclejerk
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
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he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him
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What is this, a crossover episode?
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👑 I rlly like to imagine him more princely than he ever is in the actual game
unrelated. tell me why. I wake up to an entire winter wonderland outside. and unplowed unsalted roads. it's april it's litrally april what the flip
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I am not immune to big round glasses 😔
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Stabs myself in the heart but in a totally cool way
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Forget-me-not
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Miserable comforting songs
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just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me





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nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer
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Reborn Nightmare au + them as babies before everything unraveled
Showing the sweet moments of innocence even the most evil of beings can have, they were all just small, defenseless infants clinging on to all they know, unknowing to what they are to become.
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can you talk a little bit more about your human ink.... he's very charming to me.....
Hmmm. Tbh I don't have much to say about him...!! I imagine his hair is like. Actively representing the paint on his system. Like. If it gets wayyy too many pink sections that means he drank too much pink. Likewise, if he ever got Blank™, his hair would go black......! In my mind, he'd probs have a lot of earrings though I will never draw him cuz thats too many accessories... Head will look .... Tttoo busy!!!

Inkmare because im evil and able to succumb to sin but I believe Nightmare would very much like to just. Hold him by the hair. Not even super tightly just. To hold. I imagine that's the better alternative over Nm grabbing him by the scarf because I imagine Ink would be pretty overprotective bout it....!!! (would they blush red or.... In the fantasy color.....)
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