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we could be two gargoyles sitting on a roof together. do u ever think about that

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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

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The Fellowship gets on the topic of their ages one night and Boromir comes to the dawning realization that he has absolutely no idea how old any of his companions are supposed to be at all

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dame aylin the woman that you are....

dame aylin..? more like daammmnnn aylin 😻

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man’s best friend

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headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)

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The cashier at the grocery store had those cute double piercings in the middle of both eyebrows and I was telling her how I liked them and they always reminded me of pierrot clown makeup, and she got excited and knew exactly what I meant, which is great, because imagine if she didn't and I was some random fucking man who was like, "Hey, girl. You're beautiful. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a old French clown with all that metal in your face."

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This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

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This hev suit from the dreamcast magazine goes soo hard ouuhg

+original,,, I love how many details it has

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They look so stupid in this game I wanna step on them like bugs

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he's just sleeping and it's not blood, it's jam

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Congrats on CYL9 Winners!! Can't wait to see Brave Eikthnir, Sharena, Byleth and Baldr!! 🥰🫶💕

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leave your laundry on the floor for them