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Future raphy from the 20 year anniversary TMNT comic. He’s just hangin and telling stories to the youth :3

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Bewear

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Puking and shitting

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Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

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when i tell u i would die for mei-chan from the toba aquarium….

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Deep cut!! We couldn’t win it for you but you won our hearts anyways <3

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zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

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Giving him what he deserves (a smoke break)

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Quick Callie inbetween things

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wait I think he blinked

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plz watch tokyo mew mew

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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okay i'll post this here too