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how come little kids are able to translate the completely mangled speech of other little kids with such perfect clarity
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Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"
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Howdy! I was wondering if you would or have ever doodled Jaheira and Khalid's wedding? I swear I heard her describe the event but I can't remember where from. But it sounded adorable!
"And when we were married-on an upturned cart in the rainy Dalelands- he stammered so much, I've never been sure if our vows actually counted."
i also want to draw Lliira blessing Khalid for his heart is pure and full of joy on his wedding day. idk what its like to be blessed by a goddess of joy but i hope its like a messed up adrenaline shot and he starts crowd surfing the harpers and doing sword tricks.
whatever druids are there can provide some honeymoon shrooms-i just want khalid to experience a full spectrum of emotions on this day.
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"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe
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always thinking back to my first anime and my fav girlie
still haven’t seen the new version! I’m scared
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after 97 failed attempts to tie the perfect tie, a man finally lets the little ant inside his mind take over his body and without so much as a thought grasps the tie in his hands, and just starts chewing it to pieces
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so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50
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Little begging dogfish!
Took some inspiration from spotted seabass for this one. sold! 🐟💙
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i didn’t count on this before my very first kiss!
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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